Dans Porn Reviews

Double Plugged

This reviewer is on a roll with a nice list of DP sites queued up on her list *rubs hands in glee*. This time, Double Plugged com rears its two-headed glans, courtesy of RealPornAccess, and a plethora of pretty sluts with pluggable holes. A brief backgrounder: RealPornAccess is a multisite with a staggering current 1559 DVD titles to its name to date, translating into over 1600 gigs of porn. Logging in as a member will bring you to an index page holding alphabetically arranged categories from amateur to gangbangs through to toys. Pretty much all the popular niches are covered, basically.

Double Plugged is actually part and parcel of the 48 bonus sites you’ll get with one pass. As a stand-alone site, it’s got a modest archive with just 18 current updates, with discernibly non-exclusive content. Videos are available for full length streaming mostly, in WMV format for high and low speeds. The site does have a few updates available for downloading in a variety of options: WMV in three connection qualities, MPEG, and even iPod. Those, however, are few-and-far-between and require a closer investigation to ferret out from the mere streaming ones. And while those are sweet options, consistent content delivery and downloading provision wouldn’t hurt the site any.

Speaking of hurt, the owwie factor of Double Plugged can’t be denied, but with a professional cast and killer post-production skills, my hard disk is now smiling from some of the best DP scenes it’s seen in its short life. The gals here rock. They take to cock like it’s their birthright (and I wouldn’t be surprised if it is) and look good in the whole process. I was actually surprised because most of the models here are pretty familiar, but come with a different sheen and glow in the Double Plugged episodes. A tip of the hat to excellent camera work and lighting.

This is why it’s unfortunate that the site doesn’t come with proper still image galleries, of the kind that would make belting wallpapers or screensavers had they been high-res. But since contents are DVD-derived, the preview thumbs look to be video captures, albeit nicely-sized ones and passably clear. Plus, the scene summaries with each upate are pretty good.

And oh, Double Plugged has a tour page lay-out that mirrors what pervs will see in the members area. To see thumpin’ big preview pics and a sample vid of double-dicking, click here.

Models: Chiquita Lopez, Heidi Besk, Brandy Lyons, Nikki Hunter, Dana Vespoli, Kelly Wells, Ariana, Barbara Summer, Shayna Knight, Vanessa Lane, Victoria Sinn, Mia Bangg, Sunny Jay, Julie Night, Lea Stevenson, Jennifer S, Stacy Thorn, Lucy Lee.

Double Diper

At long fucking last, I come across a Meat Members site in my review list that features unapologetic and totally depraved double penetration, my favorite porn niche. Double Diper com specializes in two-holes-in-one-go hardcore, and it’s pretty interesting country from the index page alone. I have to say though, it’s a big let down for a fan like myself to count just 19 current updates, and with the latest one dating back to November 2006 —>insert disappointed emoticon here<—

And yet, if one is to look closely (and believe me, I did), the number of models appearing per update, plus the fact that everything is raunchy from the get-go ought to matter a lot. Interestingly enough, some updates actually have high-res photo sets to augment the zipped video captures, but that requires some investigating of your own because a lot still don’t have them. Same goes for the movie trailers, but at least you can glean from the updates index which ones have them and which don’t, because of the links provided. All in all, Meat Members’ irregular updates and inconsistent content delivery is hurting the potential of this site from the get-go, when the only things that should be a-hurtin’ here are the sluts’ pelvic regions and jaws.

Videos can’t be downloaded or streamed in full because they come as WMV and MPEG clips only, for high or low connection speeds. There’s an average of 6 segments per movie, and as with the still images, members can rate them from 1-10 to bump up the Top Rated Updates in the home page if they’re so inclined.

Double Dip’er is one Francesca Le’s pet project, simply because she herself loves getting it in both holes at the same time (I love this girl already). Putting together a powerhouse cast of DP sluts, she appears in the site several times in different updates. Let me tell you, the bitch can take it like a pro (which she is) and come back for seconds, even thirds (which she does). Sprinkled here and there in the double penetrating onslaught are some interracial, deepthroat, double blowjobs, cum gargling and swallowing, and just a little bit of everything to make a well-rounded smut buffet, basically.

Double Dip’er dips its two-headed wick in plenty of lovel ho-holes and goes full steam on the hardcore. For more sample movies and trailers, click here to visit the tour page. Access to all of the other Meat Members network sites upon membership.

Models: Staci Thorn, Dillian Laure, Barbara Summer, Francesca Le, Gen Padova, Rio Mariah, Gia Paloma, Kianna Lea, Luscious Lopez, Annie Cruz, Georgia Peach, Lauren Phoenix, Catalina, Venus, Alicia Rhodes, Austin O’Riley, Ariana Jollee, Katrina Kraven.

Banzai Sluts

What does “banzai!” mean in these here parts? I don’t care what the Japanese say about it, but it means “fuck me looong time” to us pervs. Banzai Sluts caters to the Asian fetish with 22 current updates featuring the hottest Oriental fuck-hos in the planet. We’re talking Lyla Lei, Mika Tan, Jayna Oso, and a host of their slutty sisters doing what Far East bitches do best—to suck and to fuck like it’s going out of style.

A quick glance at the updates index shows that the last episode was put up months and months ago. It’s alarming to think that this Meat Members Asian treat might be running out of delectable slit-eyed sluts, but I’m crossing my fingers that is not the case. Especially not when episodes feature some really raunchy hardcore shit that has lesbians, cum shot, anal, threesome, interracial, oral, and other filth as its sub-niches. As is Meat Members’ wont, the Banzai Sluts contents are presented in a couple of ways. Still images are promised to be delivered as both high-res and screen caps, but again, the high-res pages show up empty. The vid caps are zipped and can be viewed with a slide show, though, and the most recent updates even have trailers as extra features.

Videos are in segments and can be streamed and downloaded for WMV or MPEG format in high and low quality. The scenes have a back story to complement the hardcore sessions, and they’re pretty entertaining, especially the ones that show fucking in the great outdoors. There’s a good variety of take-off points, ranging from cliche to outrageous, but everything uses the Asian smut allure to the hilt with excellent close-ups of the gals’ sucking prowess, of their tight little slits, and of the precise moments their cute faces get plastered with baby batter.

As mentioned, there are hot threesome episodes, and it’s not uncommon to see a DP scene popping up in the horny hodgepodge that is Banzai Sluts. For this reviewer at least, that’s sufficient come-on to get a membership to the site in spite of the irregularity of the updates. While much in the content quantity is still wanting, the quality of the Asian porn here can’t be beat. Not when its roster of Asian sluts are as porn-proficient as the ones they have here.

Now that you know what “banzai” means, go banzai that dick into oblivion, mmkay?

Membership Price: $4.95 for 3 days, $29.95 for 30 days; access to all other Meat Members network sites upon membership.

Models: Tai, Lucy Lee, Kaiya, Michelle Maylene, Naomi Zen, Gianna Lynn, Mya Luanna, Nautica, Lily Thai, Kianna Dior, Jazmin, Jayna Oso, Avena Lee, Ava, Katsumi, Dana, Bamboo, Charmane Star, Nyla, Mika Tan, Lyla Lei, Roxy

Anal Lick Fest

The model roster and update index of Anal Lick Fest alone speak volumes. Never has a site specializing in anal been better represented. Meat Members tapped anal expert “Khan Tusion” to put together a cornucopia of cornholed delights, and here it is right smack in the network’s formidable anal niche feast. As of the most recent count, Anal Lick Fest’s archives hold a whopping 64 updates that started in early 2006 and with the most recent addition just the same week as I’m typing out this review. Potential members should also bear in mind that each update holds a couple of ass-loving sluts, so they’d better do the math to realize just how big the wankability factor of this site really is.

Seems like Khan Tusion is on his tippy-toes to get things moving in Anal Lick Fest. Apart from the regular updates, each episode’s high-res gallery holds great-looking pics at an average of 600 x 800 pixels. That’s not including the video caps that tell the story more succinctly than the scene summaries could. Both galleries come in zipped files and can be viewed using the provided slide show feature. As for the movies, they are segmented into streaming and downloadable clips in manageable files, but some may have to download plugins in order to use the embedded player (I know I did).

So what’s in store for you at Anal Lick Fest aside from the obvious? Babes who like licking out anal creampies, and some pretty hardcore fudgepacking, that’s what. Oh, and if you’re a fan of male salad-tossing, the Anal Lick Fest sluts go to town rimming guy ass here as well. Suffice to say there’s something for everyone’s taste, as long as you have enough patience to wade through the gigs upon gigs of anal smut to pick out the stuff you like (and believe me, it won’t be that hard).

Looks like Meat Members dribbles (cum), shoots, and scores in this anal offering once more.

Membership Price: $4.95 for 3 days, $29.95 for 30 days; access to all other Meat Members network sites upon membership.

Models: Flower Tucci and Aiden Starr, Shy Love and Crissy Moon, Claire Dames and Melanie Scott, McKenzee Miles and Emili Anna, Brittney Angel and Jaelyn Fox, Adriana Deville and Jayden Rose, Kayla Synz and Whitney Fears, Savannah Gold and Chloe Chanel, Maria Bellucci and Cassandra Cruz, Denise K and Sarah Faye, Veronica Rayne and Kylee King, Jenny Hendrix and Victoria, Carmella Bing and Eva Angelina, Arielle Alexis and Carolyn Reese, Veronica Jett and Tryme, Regan Reese and Marsha Lord, Aurora Snow and Crystal Jordan, Anna Nova and McKenzee Miles, Faye Runaway and Kylie Reese, Maya Gates and Richelle Ryan, Jennifer Dark and Aubrey Adams, Naudia Brown and Holly Wellin, Cody Lane and Christina Alexis, Rachel Luv and Tiffany Price, Lexi Love and Scarlett Summers, Alicia Angel and Lyla Lei, Mika Tan and Alexa Von Tess, Brianna Love and Sindee Jennings, Katja Kassin and Katrina Isis, Christina Agave and Michelle Avante, Lexi Bardot and Riley Mason, Carly Parker and Aline, Trinity Post and Avy Lee Roth, Sativa Rose and Kaiya Lynn, Rita Faltoyano and Soolin, Chelsea Ray and Britney Stevens, Delilah Strong and Desire Moore, Arial Alexis and Michelle Sweet, Amber Rain and Leah Luv, Kellie Brooks and Christie Lee, Samantha Ryan and Cassidy Blue, Sophie and Crystal Clear, Rebecca and Bianca, Harmony Rose and Arianna Jollee, Missy Monroe and Toby Pacific, Monica Sweetheart and Chloe Morgan, Angela Stone and Haley Scott, Roxy Rush, Sophia and Jasmine Tame, Mia Bang and Genie, Tory Lane and Harmony, Davia and Kelly Wells, Naomi and Staci Thorn, Vanessa Lane and Hailey Paige, Domino and Sandra Romaine, Dana Vespolli and Nikki Nievez, Roxy Jezel and Kat, Trixie Cas and Jenna Presley, Leah Stevenson and Violet Hughes, Courtney Simpson, Amber Wild, Cindy Crawford and Dasani, Trina Michaels and Tyla Wynn, Nadia Styles and Victoria Sweet

Anal Cum Junkies

Yes, Virginia, it is possible to cram two cocks up your hiney-hole at once. Ho, ho, ho, as Santa Claus would say. Anal Cum Junkies is all about multiple-cock anal, nothing less. So if you’re cringing at the thought of a rough fudgepacking session on willing sluts, this is not the place for you. Over here, the whores have capacious cornholes that aren’t satisfied with just one plunger.

And what a place it is, crawling with around 33 anal-loving models and coming up with 37 current updates in its archive. Not so shabby for this Meat Members site that started in 2005 and has as its most recent update an August 2007 update. Of course all anal fanatics are crossing their fingers, toes, and eyes that 2008 will see more new stuff from Anal Cum Junkies, with emphasis on all fields if possible. More anal, more cum, and definitely more gorgeous junkies to get injected up their hineys with as much man meat as they can muster.

There. It’s no biggie for the likes of Angelina Crow, who’s got 3 updates to her name in this site alone, and looking like she’s ready and willing to come back for fourth helpings. Thing is, while it’s great that Anal Cum Junkies throws in a video caps gallery with every episode (and in the case of some newer updates, even a trailer), it would be really great if the high-res sections show actual photos, right? At the moment they show up empty, which is pretty disappointing. It’s too bad, because two huge cocks invading one slut’s tight poop chute would’ve been stunning in high resolution.

The model index holds an impressive roster. Most of the popular stars who’ve carved a name in the anal niche are represented, along with newbies who want to test the multi-cock ass-plunging waters. Members are encouraged to rate the scenes according to their wankability factor, so here’s a great chance to launch the career of neophyte anal enthusiasts by fans who think they’re the shit.

Nothing quite like opening the back door wide for fresh Anal Cum Junkies, eh?

Models: Sandra Romaine, Melissa Golden, Michelle Wild, Vivian La Rouche, Angelina Crow, Janet, Yvette Balcano, Karina Kay, Bella Maria Wolfe, Ashley Long, Miss Arroyo, Victoria, Valentina Valezuez, Renee Pornero, Judith Fox, Monique, Taya Silver, Heidi Besk, Simone West, Angelica, Jasmyn Lopez, Melissa Black, Melissa Lauren, Jacqueline Stone, Missy Munroe, Roxy Jezel, Alex Divine, Christie Lee, Kathy Blanche, Dora Venter, Tyla Wynn, Trinity, Lara Stevens, Kelly Wells, Marie Luv

Membership Price: $4.95 for 3 days, $29.95 for 30 days; access to all other Meat Members network sites upon membership.