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Smoking Foxes

It’s not uncommon for people to light up a fag after a good fuck, but Smoking Foxes com managed to conjoin the two vices in a smoking-slash-oral fetish site done POV-style. Talk about combining gullet and lung power in the name of smut. This Real Porn Access site integrates hardcore to really amp up the wank factor with its 16 current updates that are available for streaming and downloading in full for WMV, MPEG, and iPod formats. Now, if the state of the archive isn’t making you a happy wanker, bear in mind that you have full access to the multisite’s 1500+ strong DVD archive and 48 network sites, non-exclusive titles notwithstanding. Real Porn Access has some pretty kick-ass niches in its index.

All the DVD-derived streaming videos of Smoking Foxes now have a great “slider” feature for when you want to skip ahead or go back to certain scenes. IMHO, this makes up for the site’s lack of proper still image galleries, and anyway, the episode thumbs are passably clear and tell the tale.

Ye-es, apart from smoking poles with their slims, these comely chicks get drilled POV-style, too. So for those who are likely to chafe under the strain of pure BJing, take heart. The sluts here spread their legs and puff on ciggies while their puffy bits receive cock thoroughly. Intros are pure camwhoring moments layered with a fine dusting of…Muzak. Honestly. When I streamed some of the vids, I felt like I was in a sleazy lounge waiting to get picked up by equally sleazy old geezers. In others, it was techno to the core. But I digress…

After the gals regale us with their smoking skills, the suck-and-fuck-a-thon ensues. Note: the cigarette stays clutched between their dainty fingers as they smoke and fuck the stunt cock. I can’t emphasize enough what a “stroke” of genius this POV angle is, especially for those who’ve had fantasies of screwing a smoker (or two) but can’t stand the smell of a cig. Suffice to say the shots are great, well-lit, and spotlights the Smoking Foxes and their unhealthy habits really well.

There ought to be a Surgeon General’s warning that smoking can cause lesbianism, cum-swallowing, masturbation, etc. Plenty more where that came from with Smoking Foxes‘ samples, click here and cough and fap away.

Models: Eva Angelina, Crystal Ray, Olivia O’Lovely, Austin O’Riley, Lauren Phoenix, Lacey, Kaylani Lei, Alexis Malone, Naudia Nice, Trinity and Roxy, Sativa Rose, Tory Lane, Nautica Thorn, Kianna, Avena Lee, Keri Sable.

Frank Wank

Who or what in the porn world is a Frank Wank? For starters, Frank Wank com is an eponymously-named Meat Members site, telling the lurid tale of a leopard print-bedecked coat and hat-clad cad who hunts sluts to scam for a fuck. He’s garbed that way because he thinks there are bimbos who believe that’s how porn agents dress up, not in silk pajamas like Hugh Hefner.

Oh well, can’t argue with a dude who’s come up with more than 160 updates for his site now, can you? Besides the WMV and MPEG video clips, there are (hurrah! hurrah!) high-res photo sets and vid caps galleries with each update, zipped and slide show-enhanced. Looks like Meat Members finally decided to fill up the disappointing void, at least for this site, with nice-looking 600 x 900 pixel photos, and trailers for most of the updates.

Super-agent Frank Benjamin, looking like an ageing escaped feline from the local zoo, gets into the pants of so many dumb Doras that it makes me wonder if Pimp-sign blings work as well on old white geezers as they do on black rappers. Apparently they do, because Frank Wank gets to use his corny porn agent spiel, have the bitches fall for it, then shoot himself POV-style getting down and dirty with the hapless ho’s. Sure, the formula’s old hat as far as trick ‘em-and’dick ‘em reality spins go, but the hardcore action can’t be beat. Blowjobs, hard fucking, facials, sex toy play, even rimming are on the menu, and the sluts range from porn star-pretty to streetwalker-skanky. A nice hodgepodge of whoredom, in other words.

Now, just in case an overdose of Frank-ness is looming on the horizon for you, count your lucky stars that membership to his site means access to all the other Meat Members network sites–around 45 of them in various niches. Even if this pimp is out to screw sluts over in his premise, rest assured you won’t be getting the same treatment but will feel like your cup runneth over with such a generous network, instead.

While it may be all about the Benjamins for Frank Wank, it’s not farfetched that you’ll hit the jerk-off jackpot with this site. For more samples of how he does his pimpin’, click here.

Models: Millian Bleu, Priva, Niki Vonn, Adriana Neveah, Lena Hawkins, Anna Lee, Courtney James, Misti Love, Jerri Lee, Tia Thomas, Sidney Kohl, Tryme, Jessica Bangkok, Carmella Santiago, Evie, Avery Page, Vicky Torres, Courtney Page, Lana Croft, Rosario Stone, Alexis Love, Cody Lane, Rayne Rodriguez, Lela Starr, Renee Cruz, Leah Jaye, Isabelle Summers, Veronique Vega, Angel Valentine, Christina Aguchi, Kea Kulani, Charlie May, Tyra Moore, Miko Sinz, Aurora Jolie, Laurie Vargas, Haylee Le, Evelyn Lin, Chrissy Moon, Adriana Faust, Jassie, Keymore Cash, Cassandra, Mindy Lee, Alyanna Love, Alicia Angel, Havanna Ginger, Honey, Jade Hsu, Brooklyn, Cherry, Tera, Taylor, Samantha, Chloe, Naudia Nice, Kaylani, Giovana, Luna, Malaysia, Cassie, Venus, Bella Maria, Devon, Domino, Sinstar, Bambi, Alex, Jennifer Love, Tina, Dia, Mason, Charlie, Soma, Brooke, Rhonda Lee, Ice La Fox, Lucy Thai, Sabina, Lena, Lyla Lei, Haley Young, Veronika, Fire, Jelica Jae, Nautica Thorn, Chiquita Lopez, Laurency, Lilly Thai, Vanessa, Cankies, Nyla Thai, Alexia, Sativa Rose, Mary Jane, Carmen Hayes, Nikki Loren, Vanilla Skye, Jordan O’Neil, Sammie, Christina, Ava Ramone, Kat, Dezeray, Megan Martinez, Gaby, Monique, Jasmine Byrne, Dasha, Asia, Katin, Lani Lei, Dani, Chanelle Chavez, Jackie Diaz, Shailee, Sophia, Cole Conners, Alektra Blue, Jamie Elle, Viktoria Sweet, Katrina Kay, Gia Paloma, Daisy Tattoo, Dillian Lauren, Tia Sweet, Mya Luana, Gianna Jolynn, Pink, Vivica Charms, Sanita, Jamie Huxley, Gigi, Michelle Maylene, Toni Chavez, Delilah Strong, Mika Tan, Stephie Thai, Loni, Marquetta Jewel, Naomi, Dasani, Kina Kai, Jessie Summers, Kamilla, Jenaveve Jolie, Franchezca, Lacie Heart, Dana Vespolli, Danielle, Ashley Marie, Jenna Presley, Sabara, Molly, Azalea Lee, Lorena, Isis Love, Eva Lopez, Ryaan Reynolds, Crystal Ray.

Facial Cum Targets

Money shots are called such because they cum after a long, maybe not so leisurely porn “transaction” that takes up considerate time, effort, and skills. Also, they’re what smut directors call out when a cum shot’s been launched and splattered to wrap up production, meaning they can finally concentrate on making some moolah out of the footage.

The way Facial Cum Targets‘ been done, methinks someone’s rolling in cash like a happy camper right now. With 57 current updates and one more cum shot slut waiting in the wings, the site looks to be on its slippery toes with providing face-dripping fun as only Meat Members knows how. The most recent update happened just a couple of weeks ago, and the “coming soon” one is promised in a few days. Too bad there’s no trailer accompanying that to look forward to, because surprisingly, most of the other updates bear trailers (though not all). Also, the high-res galleries contain 600 x 900 pixel photos in zip files and viewable by a slide show. Finally! Meat Members has paid enough attention to one of their sites to provide what they promise for all of their updates.

No full length movies to accompany full length dicks, alas, but the POV angles are something else (if you like a little vicarious suck-off with your hot slut). You can opt to stream or download them in WMV or MPEG clips, and rate episodes accordingly should you want to see some of your faves make it to the top rated panel in the main index page. Facial Cum Targets doesn’t rely on too much take off points and gimmickry to tell the whole sticky, sordid tale, but nevertheless excels in some pretty raunchy CUs and long shots for when the players want to veer slightly away from pure BJing into some actual drilling.

Now, while some purist fellatio fanatics will argue that Facial Cum Targets cheats on the premise of an oral site specializing in messy finales, I think it’s actually a good thing that there’s variety involved. Actual fucking (even a tit-fuck) is a refreshing change of pace for straight oral updates that cum one after the other, and since all updates are exclusive to the network, I don’t think there’s any basis to feel shortchanged. Besides, with the hotness factor of the facial Felisas here, someone’s bound to get screwed in the coochie at some points, right?

What matters is that Facial Cum Targets com delivers its promised money shots, and what great finales they are after a heavy round of boner-bobbing! Add to that the network-wide access to the rest of the sites upon membership, and you might just get glued to your chair for months. For more tacky-faced tarts and their oral manipulations, click here.

Models: Lady Armani, Barbie, Christine Alexis, Eve Taylor, Jessica Valentino, Chastity Rain, Jerri Lee, Barbie Addison, Elizabeth del Mar, Jordan Ashley, Faith Grant, Stacy Cash, Andrea Summer, Claire James, Taylor Rain, Aimee Tyler, Shi Reeves, Alexa Von Tess, Faith Leon, Ashley Marie, Naomi Cruz, Julie Knight, Indiana Summer, Rachel and Lexi, Chelsea Ray, Crystal, Morgan, Karina, Tayler Lynn, Marli Jane, Austin, Leyla Lei, Skylar, Bebe, Autumn Rose, Violet, Melissa, Miki, Sunshine, Tara, Cindy, Amanda, Beth, Gabriella Banks, Lillian Lee, Lisa Marie, Carolyn, Cherry, Chrissy, Claire, Candy, Amber, Ashlyn, Bree.

Drool My Load

Actually, there’s such a thing as semen therapy which advocates downing a “healthy” dose of cum shake on a regular basis to gain all the benefits of such. Drool My Load com doesn’t have such lofty ambitions, but sticks to the tried-and-tested formula of combining an oral slut, a turgid dick, and a substantial amount of spooge to cum gargle with, before swallowing. As the funky, colorful tour page says it: “You used to drool for them, now they drool for you!”

There are currently over 30 drool-worthy episodes done mostly POV-style, and with segmented clips to accompany vid caps of the scenes. While we’re on the subject of still images, only a handful of the updates bear high-res photo sets, while the rest show up empty yet again. Same goes for the trailers–some have it, some don’t. Inconsistency is fast becoming Meat Members’ waterloo, I guess. Anyway, movies are available for streaming and downloading for WMV or MPEG formats, but with no full lengths provided.

Update frequency is erratic at best, with the most recent one done a month prior to this review. Drool My Load thankfully became part of the network’s lay-out revamping, so all pertinent links and thumbs are in place to make navigation easy-peasy. Going back and forth from the Meat Members main portal is as easy as a click of a button, should you want to take a gander at the 45 bonus sites that cum with your membership here. Drool over that if you must.

So this is the pitstop if you’re in the mood for sluts who spit and swallow at the same time. After some hot few minutes of intro involving a girl stripping down to her bare essentials and maybe diddling herself for the cam, a few hot minutes of face fucking, again usually in POV, ensue. When the spooge comes rushing out, the slut in attendance goes to town gargling the jizz in her willing mouth, spits it into a container and then downs it again, or just lets it overflow like white lava out of her pie hole. Nasty stuff, and compelling to boot. All that’s missing is a toothbrush and a kinky demonstration of cum brushing, and Drool My Load will be fully loaded with raunchy jizz-play.

If you find that Drool My Load has a burp-worthy premise, haul ass over to its colorful tour page to see more great samples of man-goo garglers by clicking here.

Models: Mya Luana, Holly, Victoria Raven, Raquel Amante, Maria Lopez, Flower, Daphne Rosen, Cameron James, Bianca, Holly Day, Heather, Misty Mendez, Kitty, Addison Rose, Cherry Lane, Envy, Cytherea, Sophia, Naudia Styles, Shawnie, Shawna Banks, Pandora Dreams, Angela, Faith Lamore, Jessica May, Juliana, Lee Ann, Viktorie, Lil’Bit, Stephanie.

Cum Filled Mouths

As Yoda would say it: “there is no spit, there is only swallow”.

Well, the Cum Filled Mouths sluts are taking that to heart (and to throat) by downing gallons of jizz that will give them strange flavored burps of protest not long after. Thing is, with the most recent update last pegged at July 2006 and a total of just 22 current cum-fed bitches, I sense some tummies (and turgid cocks) growling in protest here.

Kind of a sad thing too, because here we have a Meat Members site that finally offers 600 x 800 high-res photos in conjunction with the video captures, and there’s not nearly enough of those zipped goodness to get around. And, permit me to look a gift horse in the mouth, but some of those high-res pics aren’t even uploaded properly. I see sets that are sideways, and even with the slide show feature that’s a bit of a hassle to browse through without first rotating them right side up. And, talk about the grass being greener on the other side–some of the older updates don’t have video caps!

Also, trailers as bonus feature are erratic in the updates. Some have it, some don’t. Still no consistency in that aspect, as though the network has yet to make up its mind whether or not it wants to retain them. Anyway, the thumbs are present along with a scene summary, so that ought to work if you can’t decide whose Cum Filled Mouths you want to spooge into vicariously (I would suggest looking at the member-approved Top Rated Updates panel, though).

As always, movies aren’t full length but come in clips of WMV and MPEG format. An embedded player allows for streaming, with all clips being downloadable. The vid caps help to tell where the story stops and starts, so members can use that to guide their viewing. The contents are a nice mix of POV-style suck and fuck, with a pretty formulaic interview at the beginning, some chatting during, and the actual cum-swallowing toward the end. Most of the episodes look to be shot indoors, with none of the al fresco porn production Meat Members likes doing with its other sites.

Still, things go down relatively easy in Cum Filled Mouths if wank fodder is what you’re on the look-out for. Given the irregularity of its update schedule, I am hard-pressed to recommend this one as a stand-alone pay site. But as a bonus to the 45 site-strong Meat Members network, this makes for good jerk-off fare as any. I mean, it’s not farfetched that it could be the only cum-swallowing specialty site in the whole shebang.

Cum Filled Mouths make for a tasty smut experience. Sample some more sticky spooge desserts here.

Models: Kayla, Victoria Spencer, Makayla Cox, Christie Lee, Victoria Sin, Staci Thorn, Syvette, Britt and Taylor Cross, Rose, Natasha, Brittney Madison, Kathleen Kruz, Mason Storm, Venus, Emily Da Vinci, Summer Sweet, Erin Moore, Dilian Lauren, Sue Diamond, Nikki Nite, Porsha Blaze.

Blowjob Quickies

It felt like I took a porn time machine pre-Meat Members site revamp when I stepped into the Blowjob Quickies threshold. Judging from the stark lay-out of its 36 current updates, this is one site that got left behind with the network’s polishing and preening. This results in rows of model “head” shots (pun intended), cummy-complexioned from their oral ministrations, but with no update info in sight. Kind of rankling as a first impression.

Still, here it is being served up raw with no garnishing, and I can see the appeal. Blowjob Quickies doesn’t hem and haw but delivers contents straightaway without resorting to current gimmickry, and you’ll see that the video clips are lesser than the site’s newer counterparts in the network. Whereas others can have as much as a dozen segments, BJ Quickies updates have an average of just three. For both WMV and MPEG formats, if I may add.

Always nice to get a couple of options, I always say.

So I will say it at this early junction–there’s face and titty fucking in here, but none that involves a pussy or poop chute getting rammed with cock. It’s pure head-drilling as far as the eye can see, with some forays into hand jobs and fondling girlie bits. Still, it’s nice to know a site can stick to its premise and deliver the punches. Blowjob Quickies made sure to provide a POV angle for maximum wankability, and in most updates it works great (vicarious BJ-ing being a sure hit with members who want to scratch their itch).

What the site needs to work on is its overall lay-out. While its recent one has a passably navigable indexing scheme, hitting the back button a lot to go between pages, and not providing proper demarcation for high-res and screen captured images can be a hassle to members. Also, I feel kind of cheated not knowing how often (if and when) Blowjob Quickies updates.

That’s a bit of a sticky wicket. Other than that, great wank fodder all around at Blowjob Quickies, and with access to 45 Meat Members network sites as added treat. Click here for more money shots.

Models: Taryn, Missy, Jessica, Kelly Wells, Gia Paloma, Taylor, Sasse, Sue, Trinity, Claire James, Synnye, Machella, Rhiannon, Lexi, Megan, Olivia Saint, Casey, Kelli Sparks, Rosa Vega, Mallory Sparks, Faith, Violet Blue, Kay, Julie Knight, Felix Vicious, Caylee Taylor, Claire, Felony, Brooke, August, Jesmi Lynn, Goldie, Dillan, Nilla, Trysta, Cherry