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18 Inches Of Pain

Some girls just can’t wean themselves from that favorite childhood confection, the Tootsie Roll. Girls grow into full-blown sluts, and their sweet tooth grows accordingly, this time making room for Tootsie Rolls that might prove harder to swallow. 18 Inches Of Pain com is all about cunt-wrecking ebony cocks that cream with a little hardcore coaxing from petite vanilla sluts, and even if swallowing is on the menu, you’ll most likely see them do more things with these chocolate logs apart from that.

Okay, I take that back. It takes a whole lot of coaxing, judging from the preview images.

This is, obviously, primarily a big cock site with interracial and hardcore as sub-niches. Combined, it’s pretty formidable as a stand-alone offering, though 25 current updates might not prove as lengthy as the stunt cocks involved here. Still, the Real Porn Access mult-site bonus can’t be beat, plus the database of DVD titles running into the thousands (never mind that they’re not exclusive) is nothing short of staggering.

Another great thing about the network is that it’s on its toes to provide a more navigable lay-out and better user interface, with a nifty slider feature for the full length streaming videos to allow skipping ahead or going back to certain scenes. Also, the movies come in a nice variety of formats for downloading (WMV, MPEG, and even iPod). Alas, there still aren’t any proper still image galleries to speak of except for the episode previews, which look suspiciously smaller in 18 Inches of Pain compared to its other sister sites’ thumbs.

The interracial part of the deal gets more obvious in updates that feature threesomes, especially those that tackle DP as the entree. Nothing can be hornier than the sight of two huge schlongs (though not quite 18 inches, if my inexpert eye is to be relied on) ramming a petite white bitch’s pelvic area like a couple of ebony pistons. Episodes come equipped with a bit of individual story, lifted from DVD interracial series like Gangland, King Dong, I Love It Black, etc. Pretty entertaining as take-off points, but there’s no doubt the appeal of every full length movie here is when the stunt cocks rear their turgid, swollen heads to fuck white cunt.

Oh, I should mention that some threesomes have two white chicks and one big black boner, which is pretty interesting. I mean, if the site stuck with the 18 inch premise, these two blonde ho’s would still have a formidable 9 inches of man meat each should they share things 50/50 (not that I’m advocating any John Wayne Bobbitt action or anything).

So while the sluts here may be feeling the pain only after their shoot is under wraps, and even if 18 inches might be an exaggeration on someone’s part, there’s no doubt that these are some of the most humongous black cocks you’ll see in your short life as a perv. 18 Inches of Pain offers a showcase of those in its tour page in case you want to do your own measuring–simply click here.

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