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4 Oz. Bounce

Ooh, baby. Nothing can be more intoxicating than a 4 oz. bottle of fine malt liquor splattered all over a super fine pair of ass cheeks. Oh, and some fried chicken too, to complete the feast. Looks like 40 Oz. Bounce com is any hot-blooded dude’s dream weekend wank fodder, if my boyfriend’s reaction is anything to judge by. He likes big butt and he cannot lie, and I know you do, too.

The amount of calories notwithstanding, there are only 16 updates as of this review, owing largely (I hope) to the site’s new-ness. Each one comes with a set of high-res photos, beautifully crisp at 900 x 600 pixels and zipped for convenience. Videos, meanwhile, are available as full length movies and as clips, with the former downloadable at an upwards of 300 MB, and the latter at around 30 MB for high or low quality, in WMV and MPEG formats. Quality is great. I cannot emphasize that enough. The camera man excelled with great angles of the bubble butts in this site, and some pretty creative take-off points add to the whole viewing enjoyment.

Porn Pros itself is a relatively new network that, IMHO, could do with a better navigation scheme to present the goods in an easier way to match the creative and colorful lay-out. Right now, my biggest complaints about it would have to do with the provision (or lack thereof) of back buttons to get between pages, and the amount of scrolling down it takes to see all of the updates. Also, there’s a button for More Girls that just gives me the run-around because it reverts to the 2nd page of models.

That said, here are more great reasons to sign up as a member to 4 Oz. Bounce, aside from the booze, the cooze, and the big-ass bootays (ranging from vanilla, chocolate, to anything in-between). There are half a dozen same username/password access to sites like 18 Years Old, Euro Humpers, Real Ex Girlfriends, etc. You can enjoy the same quality videos presented in this exclusive network, which speaks volumes. And nowhere else can you see slicked down, liquor-sprayed, hard-fucked, gang-banged porn star butts like in here. It’s something else, I tells ya.

Get your fill of quality big asses and a burp-worthy booze shower for the ultimate boy’s night in at 40 Oz. Bounce. More bodacious samples to up the bacchanalian buffet here.

Models: Delotta Brown, Melrose Foxx and Rachel Ryan, Brianna Love, Maria Bellucci, Alexis Texas, Jenny Hendrix, Sandra Romaine, Hershey, Claire Dames, Shya Styles, Roxy Ray, Lorena Sanchez, Kelly Devine, Britney Stevens, Delilah Strong, Luscious Lopez.

Deep Throat Love

How deep is your love? Is it a glans-tickling shallow, or, like the sluts’ in Deep Throat Love com, is it gullet-rubbing with tons of saliva thrown in with the whole deal? If it’s the former, don’t despair–help is on the way. This is one gag-on-the-blowjob site that doesn’t only present oral and hardcore moments, but also tutorials should you be interested in learning the art of the deep throat. As the tour page cutely pitches the site, Deep Throat Love is all about “teaching the world how to give better blowjobs.”

While it sounds like a manual at best, a quick glance at the creatively laid-out intro pages will tell anyone this is anything but. Deep Throat Love has got sections for tutorials, deepthroat, hardcore, and cumshots in its tour page—which also serve as the site’s menu. Inside, things aren’t as segregated, but rest assured each of the 24 current updates have all of the promised goods, though I honestly think the tour page has better navigation features than the member’s area. Too much scrolling down is required to see all the episodes, and a model index would’ve helped.

Still, getting to the main contents are as easy as swallowing saliva. Buttons for videos and pictures yield what you’re looking for–high-res photo sets at 600 x 800 pixels, and downloadable videos in full length and as clips (WMV and MPEG formats for high and low connections).

While I find little to complain about the site’s navigation scheme, I noticed that there aren’t any back buttons for each page. So when the site expands its archives, I’m predicting there will be a bit of a hassle jumping from one page to another, aside from wearing your finger to the bone scrolling down for the updates.

As for actual content, if you’re an oral purist who doesn’t want any hardcore to besmirch his blowjob fetish, Deep Throat Love might prove to be a disappointment. The bitches here, apart from demonstrating their deepthroating abilities with anything from sausages to fresh produce to dildos through to cocks, turn up their bottoms to get fucked in the cooch and ass. But don’t go stomping away in disgust just yet, because the way the gals swallow long, thick things without busting a tonsil could rival any sword swallower with how things disappear down their throat inch by glorious inch. I’m telling you, the site wasn’t kidding about the “length and breadth” of these pretty sluts’ oral talent (aside from their hardcore fucking skills).

And while the main archive isn’t as long or turgid as one would hope it to be, Deep Throat Love comes part and parcel of 7 same username/password sites like 40 Oz. Bounce, 18 Years Old, Euro Humpers, Freaks of Cock, etc. There are also dozens of other bonus sites thrown in with your membership.

Deep Throat Love makes good of its promise by teaching us a thing or two how to Linda Lovelace it. I think it’s also great that the site goes beyond BJs and exploits its model roster’s talents to the hilt by using their other holes to swallow cock. Gag on that!

Models: Sarah Vandela, Dakota Brookes, Shyla Stylez, Holly Wellin, Sasha Gray, Aline, Jaelyn Fox, McKenzie Miles, Jaclyn Case, Angelina Valentine, Veronica Rayne, Maya Hills, Annette Schwarz, Claire Dames, Nadia Styles, Marsha Lord, Daisy Marie, Eva Angelina, Leah Wilde, Harmony, Ava Devine.

18 Inches Of Pain

Some girls just can’t wean themselves from that favorite childhood confection, the Tootsie Roll. Girls grow into full-blown sluts, and their sweet tooth grows accordingly, this time making room for Tootsie Rolls that might prove harder to swallow. 18 Inches Of Pain com is all about cunt-wrecking ebony cocks that cream with a little hardcore coaxing from petite vanilla sluts, and even if swallowing is on the menu, you’ll most likely see them do more things with these chocolate logs apart from that.

Okay, I take that back. It takes a whole lot of coaxing, judging from the preview images.

This is, obviously, primarily a big cock site with interracial and hardcore as sub-niches. Combined, it’s pretty formidable as a stand-alone offering, though 25 current updates might not prove as lengthy as the stunt cocks involved here. Still, the Real Porn Access mult-site bonus can’t be beat, plus the database of DVD titles running into the thousands (never mind that they’re not exclusive) is nothing short of staggering.

Another great thing about the network is that it’s on its toes to provide a more navigable lay-out and better user interface, with a nifty slider feature for the full length streaming videos to allow skipping ahead or going back to certain scenes. Also, the movies come in a nice variety of formats for downloading (WMV, MPEG, and even iPod). Alas, there still aren’t any proper still image galleries to speak of except for the episode previews, which look suspiciously smaller in 18 Inches of Pain compared to its other sister sites’ thumbs.

The interracial part of the deal gets more obvious in updates that feature threesomes, especially those that tackle DP as the entree. Nothing can be hornier than the sight of two huge schlongs (though not quite 18 inches, if my inexpert eye is to be relied on) ramming a petite white bitch’s pelvic area like a couple of ebony pistons. Episodes come equipped with a bit of individual story, lifted from DVD interracial series like Gangland, King Dong, I Love It Black, etc. Pretty entertaining as take-off points, but there’s no doubt the appeal of every full length movie here is when the stunt cocks rear their turgid, swollen heads to fuck white cunt.

Oh, I should mention that some threesomes have two white chicks and one big black boner, which is pretty interesting. I mean, if the site stuck with the 18 inch premise, these two blonde ho’s would still have a formidable 9 inches of man meat each should they share things 50/50 (not that I’m advocating any John Wayne Bobbitt action or anything).

So while the sluts here may be feeling the pain only after their shoot is under wraps, and even if 18 inches might be an exaggeration on someone’s part, there’s no doubt that these are some of the most humongous black cocks you’ll see in your short life as a perv. 18 Inches of Pain offers a showcase of those in its tour page in case you want to do your own measuring–simply click here.

Models: Brynn Brooks, Crystal Ray, Cytherea, Kinzy Jo and Michelle Sweet, Belladonna, Stacy Thorn, Nautica, Lacey, Lucy, Mika, Venus, Autumn, Delilah Stone, Cameron James, Sierra Sage, Sophia, Kayla, Teoni, Jackie Moore, Austin O’Riley, Cherie, Maxxx, Miko Lee, Candi.

Smoking Foxes

It’s not uncommon for people to light up a fag after a good fuck, but Smoking Foxes com managed to conjoin the two vices in a smoking-slash-oral fetish site done POV-style. Talk about combining gullet and lung power in the name of smut. This Real Porn Access site integrates hardcore to really amp up the wank factor with its 16 current updates that are available for streaming and downloading in full for WMV, MPEG, and iPod formats. Now, if the state of the archive isn’t making you a happy wanker, bear in mind that you have full access to the multisite’s 1500+ strong DVD archive and 48 network sites, non-exclusive titles notwithstanding. Real Porn Access has some pretty kick-ass niches in its index.

All the DVD-derived streaming videos of Smoking Foxes now have a great “slider” feature for when you want to skip ahead or go back to certain scenes. IMHO, this makes up for the site’s lack of proper still image galleries, and anyway, the episode thumbs are passably clear and tell the tale.

Ye-es, apart from smoking poles with their slims, these comely chicks get drilled POV-style, too. So for those who are likely to chafe under the strain of pure BJing, take heart. The sluts here spread their legs and puff on ciggies while their puffy bits receive cock thoroughly. Intros are pure camwhoring moments layered with a fine dusting of…Muzak. Honestly. When I streamed some of the vids, I felt like I was in a sleazy lounge waiting to get picked up by equally sleazy old geezers. In others, it was techno to the core. But I digress…

After the gals regale us with their smoking skills, the suck-and-fuck-a-thon ensues. Note: the cigarette stays clutched between their dainty fingers as they smoke and fuck the stunt cock. I can’t emphasize enough what a “stroke” of genius this POV angle is, especially for those who’ve had fantasies of screwing a smoker (or two) but can’t stand the smell of a cig. Suffice to say the shots are great, well-lit, and spotlights the Smoking Foxes and their unhealthy habits really well.

There ought to be a Surgeon General’s warning that smoking can cause lesbianism, cum-swallowing, masturbation, etc. Plenty more where that came from with Smoking Foxes‘ samples, click here and cough and fap away.

Models: Eva Angelina, Crystal Ray, Olivia O’Lovely, Austin O’Riley, Lauren Phoenix, Lacey, Kaylani Lei, Alexis Malone, Naudia Nice, Trinity and Roxy, Sativa Rose, Tory Lane, Nautica Thorn, Kianna, Avena Lee, Keri Sable.

Facial Cum Targets

Money shots are called such because they cum after a long, maybe not so leisurely porn “transaction” that takes up considerate time, effort, and skills. Also, they’re what smut directors call out when a cum shot’s been launched and splattered to wrap up production, meaning they can finally concentrate on making some moolah out of the footage.

The way Facial Cum Targets‘ been done, methinks someone’s rolling in cash like a happy camper right now. With 57 current updates and one more cum shot slut waiting in the wings, the site looks to be on its slippery toes with providing face-dripping fun as only Meat Members knows how. The most recent update happened just a couple of weeks ago, and the “coming soon” one is promised in a few days. Too bad there’s no trailer accompanying that to look forward to, because surprisingly, most of the other updates bear trailers (though not all). Also, the high-res galleries contain 600 x 900 pixel photos in zip files and viewable by a slide show. Finally! Meat Members has paid enough attention to one of their sites to provide what they promise for all of their updates.

No full length movies to accompany full length dicks, alas, but the POV angles are something else (if you like a little vicarious suck-off with your hot slut). You can opt to stream or download them in WMV or MPEG clips, and rate episodes accordingly should you want to see some of your faves make it to the top rated panel in the main index page. Facial Cum Targets doesn’t rely on too much take off points and gimmickry to tell the whole sticky, sordid tale, but nevertheless excels in some pretty raunchy CUs and long shots for when the players want to veer slightly away from pure BJing into some actual drilling.

Now, while some purist fellatio fanatics will argue that Facial Cum Targets cheats on the premise of an oral site specializing in messy finales, I think it’s actually a good thing that there’s variety involved. Actual fucking (even a tit-fuck) is a refreshing change of pace for straight oral updates that cum one after the other, and since all updates are exclusive to the network, I don’t think there’s any basis to feel shortchanged. Besides, with the hotness factor of the facial Felisas here, someone’s bound to get screwed in the coochie at some points, right?

What matters is that Facial Cum Targets com delivers its promised money shots, and what great finales they are after a heavy round of boner-bobbing! Add to that the network-wide access to the rest of the sites upon membership, and you might just get glued to your chair for months. For more tacky-faced tarts and their oral manipulations, click here.

Models: Lady Armani, Barbie, Christine Alexis, Eve Taylor, Jessica Valentino, Chastity Rain, Jerri Lee, Barbie Addison, Elizabeth del Mar, Jordan Ashley, Faith Grant, Stacy Cash, Andrea Summer, Claire James, Taylor Rain, Aimee Tyler, Shi Reeves, Alexa Von Tess, Faith Leon, Ashley Marie, Naomi Cruz, Julie Knight, Indiana Summer, Rachel and Lexi, Chelsea Ray, Crystal, Morgan, Karina, Tayler Lynn, Marli Jane, Austin, Leyla Lei, Skylar, Bebe, Autumn Rose, Violet, Melissa, Miki, Sunshine, Tara, Cindy, Amanda, Beth, Gabriella Banks, Lillian Lee, Lisa Marie, Carolyn, Cherry, Chrissy, Claire, Candy, Amber, Ashlyn, Bree.

Caught On Spy Cams

Nowadays everyone’s a camwhore. You step into any public internet hub, and people are webcam chatting like it’s their new vocation. Networking sites have become virtual photo albums for the conceited and the attention whores, with mug shots that can rival Hollywood’s DUI freaks at any given time. It’s a me, me, me world, privacy be damned.

Oh, but over at Caught On Spy Cams com, privacy is damned. The fact that the people whose footages are being shown supposedly don’t know that they’ve been filmed ups the vicarious thrill. Thank goodness that for every camwhore, there’s a voyeur-slash-Peeping Tom to appreciate the effort being exerted. Caught On Spy Cams exploits this premise to the hilt, and I do mean “exploit” (assuming that the footages were obtained for free without the “actors’” consent, yadda yadda). Technical nitpicks aside, there are 20 updates for the site, with no date or info as to the frequency of episodes. There’s a promise of 100% authenticity (meaning non-scripted, non-acted) with regard to content.

So, shall we go in with a grain of salt, pervs?

Caught On Spy Cams features anything from horny office workers doing the deed, parking lot security personnel getting free blowjobs, lesbians diddling the dai-dai, massage parlor extra “services”…heck, even revenge-type footages those tacky expose TV shows will kill for. It’s pretty compelling stuff, making me thankful that I don’t work in a coporate set-up with a communal pantry, where I might just find my yogurt cup reeking of vengeful girlie piss.

But surely it isn’t a crash course in beverage hi-jacking for disgruntled employees such as yourself that you are here for? Kinky smut scenes abound, and as mentioned, it’s office sex that seems to be a fave for the mean red eye of a security or spy cam to scope. Scripted or not, directed or not, unbenkowest to the players or not, this is still pretty compelling stuff as far as voyeurism goes. I mean, it’s one thing to watch other people fuck each others’ brains out until the director yells “cut!”, and another thing altogether when a couple ruts away, blissfully oblivious of an audience.

Videos stream and can be downloaded in full for a good variety of options: WMV, MPEG, and iPod. There aren’t any proper still image galleries that hold a full set of either high-res or screen caps, but the thumbs per episode tell a good story anyway, aided by a scene summary. What the site can offer on top of your voyeuristic kicks would be a pass that gives gigs upon gigs of DVD porn access, as well as 48 bonus Real Porn Access sites, of which Caught On Spy Cams is part of.

Caught On Spy Cams gives a sufficient glimpse of those moments when people are caught with their pants down (and then some). See more samples of unintentional porn moments by clicking here for free pics and videos.

Double Anal Plugged

Just so DP fans (like yours truly) won’t get confused mid-wank, Double Anal Plugged com lays heavy emphasis on two dicks invading a slut’s poopchute at once. In other words, it’s DP, but it utilizes the stink instead of the pink for very nasty reasons (which we all love, anyway).

At this point, lots of pervy eyebrows might be raising because double anal is not something any old porn star can boast of having in her pornfolio. Still, the site has a very modest archive of 14 updates containing some prolific anal stars like AVN awardee Aurora Snow, so I’m willing to stave off doubts for now as to whether or not this butt-cracking phenomenon can be achieved more than a dozen times over in the site. Videos mostly stream in full for low or high connection speeds, and I say “mostly” because some updates allow downloading for a variety of formats, specifically for WMV, MPEG, and iPod.

Since contents are DVD-derived, don’t expect high-res photo galleries, or any proper picture sets for that matter. Good thing the preview thumbs are vid caps that look good and are clear enough to appreciate, if solely for their horn-inducing anal-DP showcase.

With Double Anal Plugged comes a treasure trove of really raunchy Real Porn Access sites, a nice enough consolation prize to make up for the scant main contents of this anal site. There are gigs upon gigs of multi-niched porn goodness in this multisite, categorized alphabetically for convenience and bearing the covers of the DVDs they were taken from. This takes some of the sheen off Double Anal Plugged’s stand-alone contents, but as far as I can tell, it’s the only one of its kind that features slutty poop chutes being tag-teamed to Kingdom Cum by a couple or more stunt cocks.

On that note, at least, Double Anal Plugged is quite unique. The gals are prolific poopster popsies. Except for a couple of them that I can’t discern more closely, most look to be genuinely doubly shtupped up the ass in one go. Curly-haired Audrey Hollander, in particular, plays the double anal guru queen with some of the chicks in here, guiding and goading them into loosening up their sphincter muscles to accommodate at least two meat sticks up there. Needless to say, I am impressed (claims of first time anal DP notwithstanding).

Served up with horny garnishings of BDSM, extreme oral, interracial, cum shots, and other delicious smut tidbits, Double Anal Plugged, at the very least, has anal in every scene as promised. Click here for the bountiful buffet of nastiness in the tour page.

Models: Bridgette Kerkove, Ariana Jollee, Ashley Blue, Jasmine Lynn, Melissa Lauren, Kelly Wells, Lyla Lei, Audrey Hollander, Tyla Wynn, Aurora Snow, Jessica Dee, Jasmine Lynn.

If you like this site you might want to checkout 2 in the stink as well

Double Plugged

This reviewer is on a roll with a nice list of DP sites queued up on her list *rubs hands in glee*. This time, Double Plugged com rears its two-headed glans, courtesy of RealPornAccess, and a plethora of pretty sluts with pluggable holes. A brief backgrounder: RealPornAccess is a multisite with a staggering current 1559 DVD titles to its name to date, translating into over 1600 gigs of porn. Logging in as a member will bring you to an index page holding alphabetically arranged categories from amateur to gangbangs through to toys. Pretty much all the popular niches are covered, basically.

Double Plugged is actually part and parcel of the 48 bonus sites you’ll get with one pass. As a stand-alone site, it’s got a modest archive with just 18 current updates, with discernibly non-exclusive content. Videos are available for full length streaming mostly, in WMV format for high and low speeds. The site does have a few updates available for downloading in a variety of options: WMV in three connection qualities, MPEG, and even iPod. Those, however, are few-and-far-between and require a closer investigation to ferret out from the mere streaming ones. And while those are sweet options, consistent content delivery and downloading provision wouldn’t hurt the site any.

Speaking of hurt, the owwie factor of Double Plugged can’t be denied, but with a professional cast and killer post-production skills, my hard disk is now smiling from some of the best DP scenes it’s seen in its short life. The gals here rock. They take to cock like it’s their birthright (and I wouldn’t be surprised if it is) and look good in the whole process. I was actually surprised because most of the models here are pretty familiar, but come with a different sheen and glow in the Double Plugged episodes. A tip of the hat to excellent camera work and lighting.

This is why it’s unfortunate that the site doesn’t come with proper still image galleries, of the kind that would make belting wallpapers or screensavers had they been high-res. But since contents are DVD-derived, the preview thumbs look to be video captures, albeit nicely-sized ones and passably clear. Plus, the scene summaries with each upate are pretty good.

And oh, Double Plugged has a tour page lay-out that mirrors what pervs will see in the members area. To see thumpin’ big preview pics and a sample vid of double-dicking, click here.

Models: Chiquita Lopez, Heidi Besk, Brandy Lyons, Nikki Hunter, Dana Vespoli, Kelly Wells, Ariana, Barbara Summer, Shayna Knight, Vanessa Lane, Victoria Sinn, Mia Bangg, Sunny Jay, Julie Night, Lea Stevenson, Jennifer S, Stacy Thorn, Lucy Lee.

Double Diper

At long fucking last, I come across a Meat Members site in my review list that features unapologetic and totally depraved double penetration, my favorite porn niche. Double Diper com specializes in two-holes-in-one-go hardcore, and it’s pretty interesting country from the index page alone. I have to say though, it’s a big let down for a fan like myself to count just 19 current updates, and with the latest one dating back to November 2006 —>insert disappointed emoticon here<—

And yet, if one is to look closely (and believe me, I did), the number of models appearing per update, plus the fact that everything is raunchy from the get-go ought to matter a lot. Interestingly enough, some updates actually have high-res photo sets to augment the zipped video captures, but that requires some investigating of your own because a lot still don’t have them. Same goes for the movie trailers, but at least you can glean from the updates index which ones have them and which don’t, because of the links provided. All in all, Meat Members’ irregular updates and inconsistent content delivery is hurting the potential of this site from the get-go, when the only things that should be a-hurtin’ here are the sluts’ pelvic regions and jaws.

Videos can’t be downloaded or streamed in full because they come as WMV and MPEG clips only, for high or low connection speeds. There’s an average of 6 segments per movie, and as with the still images, members can rate them from 1-10 to bump up the Top Rated Updates in the home page if they’re so inclined.

Double Dip’er is one Francesca Le’s pet project, simply because she herself loves getting it in both holes at the same time (I love this girl already). Putting together a powerhouse cast of DP sluts, she appears in the site several times in different updates. Let me tell you, the bitch can take it like a pro (which she is) and come back for seconds, even thirds (which she does). Sprinkled here and there in the double penetrating onslaught are some interracial, deepthroat, double blowjobs, cum gargling and swallowing, and just a little bit of everything to make a well-rounded smut buffet, basically.

Double Dip’er dips its two-headed wick in plenty of lovel ho-holes and goes full steam on the hardcore. For more sample movies and trailers, click here to visit the tour page. Access to all of the other Meat Members network sites upon membership.

Models: Staci Thorn, Dillian Laure, Barbara Summer, Francesca Le, Gen Padova, Rio Mariah, Gia Paloma, Kianna Lea, Luscious Lopez, Annie Cruz, Georgia Peach, Lauren Phoenix, Catalina, Venus, Alicia Rhodes, Austin O’Riley, Ariana Jollee, Katrina Kraven.

Cum Farters

Farting is something you do in the comfort of your own home. As for cum farting, it’s something not a lot of people do anywhere. Not unless you’re one of the Cum Farters, which means you do it a the drop of a hat. (Or, more appropriately, at the drop of a huge load up your poop chute).

This nasty piece of anal work from Meat Members glorifies what it calls “ass colored cum”. Yum-mee. With 51 updates and counting, this one seems destined to be a keeper. Except, of course, the promised high-res galleries again show up as empty as newly enema’d assholes. Also, I see bald spots in the updates with regard to trailer provision. At least the last update was roughly a month ago, and I’m not entirely sure if that’s reassuring because monthly updates aren’t exactly what I’d call regular.

Still…cum farting. Wow, the pervy mind fairly boggles with the notion.

Videos stream smoothly much like Maya Hills’ ass streams milky goodness over yonder, in a choice of WMV or MPEG clips. No full lengths here, but the clips do have thumbs that kind of tell the story visually. As is expected, the MPEG version comes off with the better quality, with the WMV ones providing faster download time. There’s a choice for low or high connection as well.

The Cum Farters recipe is versatile as far as getting to the actual flatulence-triggered spooge emission is concerned. For one thing, DP isn’t rare here. For another, anal is definitely a must. Between those two, anything pretty much goes, with deep blowjobs, group sex, huge sex toys, interracial fucking, and a host of other filthy goodness making an appearance, served up in amusing and creative ways. Suffice to say it’s a smut buffet with bareback jizzing as the main entree, with some of the sluts getting to snack on their own cum concoction. With a spoon yet.

Your smut cup runneth over with this ass-flavored nastiness. Fortunately, Cum Farters‘ got plenty more where that came from, see for yourself here.

Models: Mia Rose, Cody Lane, Tory Lane, Maya Hills, Aline, Amy Reid, Nikki Montana, Lucy Love, Angelina Crow, Jackie Moore, Lucy Anne, Judith and Barbara, Anastasia Christ, Liliane Tiger, Ellen Saint, Julie Silver, Kathy Anderson, Natali, Roxy and Tyla, Dora Venter, Laura and Angelina, Jessica, Janet Alfano, Lucy Lee, Veronika, Laura, Katja Kassin, Claudia Rossi, Teagan Presley, Jasmine Byrne, Courtney Cummz, Dilian Lauren, Riya Faltoyano, Dani Ricci, Kitty Sixx, Francesca, Aphrodite Night, Niki, Tera Joy, Keri Sable, Lucy Thai

Cream Filled Babez

A tart is infinitely tastier and more luscious if its cream filled; a pie more interesting to look at when topped with some of the stuff. Okay, so my food-and-slut metaphors suffer big time, but Cream Filled Babez is just begging for cliche analogies of the gourmet kind because it falls under the yummy, messy, extremely wankable cream pie niche.

Right now the site showcases 47 cream pie tartlets in dozens of alluring ways that always end up in cum-crammed holes. But that’s getting ahead of the story. Before all else, plenty of ways to coax a cream pie into dripping start with some good old-fashioned rutting, which could spell out premature ejaculation to a hapless wanker. Oh, and way before that, expect some horn-inducing stripteases and champion oral of the kind that can earn their own niches because they made such a production of them. The cream pie may be the end-all of this site, but the trip going there is pretty interesting in itself.

Now, for my beef with the site: the high-res galleries don’t have anything in them. Yet again. This is fast becoming something that Meat Members is known for, albeit in a not-so-good way. What gives? There are sites in the network that do have them, but most don’t. A little consistency will go a long way. Either fill up those high-res pages or get rid of that category altogether, is what I’m sayin’.

Also, there are just a few choice updates with trailers, and IMHO, trailers are great ways to glean what’s to cum in each episode. For instance, I saw one thumb with a brunette slut named Lyric being walked on a leash, and since leash sex is a particular favorite fetish curiosity, I clicked on the trailer and realized she stays strapped onto that thing in the duration of her shoot. Pretty hot stuff, that. Wish the other updates had trailers too, though.

Movies are segmented and are available as WMV and MPEG clips. The MPEGS are of better quality but could take more time to download than the WMV ones. The last episode was put up several months ago, and here’s hoping that Meat Members’ hot love oven won’t be running out of cream pies soon. It would be a pity would it were so.

There’s a variety of cream-filled cunt flavors here, from Vanilla to Oriental to Latin to Ebony. There’s hardly an episode that won’t score on the wank-o-meter, but some up the nastiness ante by featuring DP and other sub-niches like BDSM and giant sex toys. Endings are happy with either an anal or a pussy cream pie, but if you’re lucky enough to ferret them out by pure instinct, even both. With a good protein shot in the pie hole for good measure.

Cream Filled Babez is a burp-worthy feast of jerk-off fodder. See more dripping samples by clicking here.

Models: Naomi Cruz, Richelle Ryan, Isabella Dior, Lexi Bardot, Aaralyn Barra, Lyric, Reese, Laurel, Giselle, Cytherea, Mallory Marx, Daisy, Megan Martinez, Kat, Lucy Lee, Sasha Knox, Haley Scott, Allure Eden, Misti May, Aubrey Adams, Veronica Jett, Allie Ray, Simone West, Kapri Styles, Tina Star, Hypnotiq, Chyanne Jacobs, Elizabeth Lawrence, Lena Juliette, Lori Alexia, Melissa Lauren, Syndee Capri, Marie Luv, Hillary Scott, Crissy Cumms, Courtney Cummz, Kady Armani, Missy, Nicki, Roxy, Chiquita, Gia, Isabel, Jada Fire.

Black Attack Gangbang

You take a vanilla cunt and several huge black dongs and you get Black Attack Gangbang. Of course it isn’t as simple as that, really. There are subtle nuances to creating an interracial fuck fest that almost always ends up in sticky finales that a glue factory will kill for. Let’s see…we’ll be needing some ebony cock-thirsty whores, check. Around 60 updates to sate interracial fetishists, check. Four or more spooge-ready black plonkers, check. A major case of the hornitos for all, check, check.

So what else am I missing out…oh. A really nasty finale, ending in either a slip ‘n slide spooge spill, a huge creampie, several sticky money shots, or a large protein shake downed in several gulps. I’m giving away the ending, but we are talking about gangbangs here, right? Endings are a good place to start as any when it comes to a free-for all interracial fuckathon, at least as far as I’m concerned.

Happily enough, Black Attack Gangbang makes good on its promise of providing high-res photos at 600 x 900 pixels. That, apart from the video captures provided in zipped files and viewable by a slide show, shows how Meat Members likes to dole out the goods in generous dollops. Needless to say, membership to this site allows full access to the rest of the network’s 45- strong sites. So if you’re feeling nitpicky about the lack of full length downloads, stop right there. The segmented clips are available for streaming and downloading in good quality, and for both WMV and MPEG formats.

And really, once you take a good and long, hard look at the model roster, you know the site means business. Luscious porn stars like Ariana Jollee, Staci Thorn, Kelly Wells, and the rest of the chocolate log-lovin’ vanilla babes (and some yellow and bronze ones to boot) suck, fuck, and get multiple-jizzed as if on cue.

…and while the dark stunt cocks might remain anonymous, there’s no denying they’re the real stars here. These dudes are hung like horses. But don’t take my word for it,click here to see Black Attack Gangbang in glorious fullblown priapism.

Models you’ll find on this site : Tina Marie, Katie Lane, Kelly Rose, Tatum Reed, Leilani Red, Brianna Love, Christina Agave, Alicia Daniels, Brynn Brookes, Charlotte Stokely, Erin Moore, Haley Scott, Kinzy Jo, Sophie Dee, Leah Luv, Hillary Scott, Savannah Stern, Daryn Derby, Harmony Hanson, Hailey Young, Tiffany Rayne, Holly Wellin, Trista Tanner, Kelly Wells, Aaralyn Barra, Ariana Jollee, Julia Bond, Daisy Dean, Courtney Simpson, Heidi Besk, Mary Ann, Mya Monroe, Alicia Alighatti, Meleena, Jazmine, Estella, Courtney Cumz, Asia, Annie Cruz, Summer, Staci Thorn, Antoinette, Delilah Strong, Kori, Astrid, Heaven, Juliann Moore, Cynara Fox, Allura Bond, Aussie Amber, Britney Jay, Nicole Brazzle, Madison Monroe, Britney Madison, Candi Apples, Chloe, Heather Heels, Barbie Bucx, Lain Oi, Sidney, Diamond, Naudia Rio, Krystal Lynn and Smokie Flame.

Black Addiction

Jewel Denyle’s little black pet project has cum a long way from just being one slut’s ebony dick fetish. Right now there’s a modest 20 current updates, with admittedly a big lag in updates if we’re to count months (the last update was more than a year ago to this date). Still, with an exclusive archive that boasts of real hardcore interracial fare and featuring big-name porn stars, Black Addiction still merits a go-see at the very least.

More recent updates even feature a sample trailer so members can see what’s in store, and the movies themselves are segmented into manageable clips for streaming and downloading. No full lengths here, but the provision of an embedded player is pretty sweet. Alas, the promise of high-res images remain unfulfilled until now. Members are left to peruse zipped, slide show-enhanced video captures to get an idea of the interracial rutting going on in each episode, although a scene summary is made available for each update anyway. Also, thumbs are available to give pervs an idea of just how far the Black Addiction goes.

So here’s the gist of the site: with an archive that stops precisely short of modest, the hardcore contents are extreme and chock-full of wank fodder. Any given slut will get a black dicking so raw and thorough that she won’t be able to walk (or even talk) for a couple of days. And don’t think that Black Addiction offers just one-on-one sessions, because threesomes abound and anal is almost always part of the menu. Plus, one can always count on a huge ebony plonker being in the spotlight, with a horny vanilla slut or two playing glorious second fiddle to it. And as bonus, there’s some behind the scenes footages thrown in for good measure. There’s no shortage of the sub-niches you can expect from Meat Members, who doesn’t think scrimping on the hardcore is any way to sell a site.

That, added to the network-wide access you get to all the other Meat Members sites upon membership makes this one a pseudo-keeper, if only Black Addiction updated more frequently and regularly. Apart from that, though, you can jerk your cock sore to scenes like this, and then some:

Models: Kelly Wells, Nina and Jewel, Selena Silver, Jewel Denyle, Marie Luv, Renee Pornero, Layla Lei, Shyana Knight, Nautica Thorn, Alicia Rhodes, Elizabeth Delmar, Lauren Phoenix, Jessica Darlin, Katja Kassin, Rio Mariah, Nomi, Kelli Jensen

Banzai Sluts

What does “banzai!” mean in these here parts? I don’t care what the Japanese say about it, but it means “fuck me looong time” to us pervs. Banzai Sluts caters to the Asian fetish with 22 current updates featuring the hottest Oriental fuck-hos in the planet. We’re talking Lyla Lei, Mika Tan, Jayna Oso, and a host of their slutty sisters doing what Far East bitches do best—to suck and to fuck like it’s going out of style.

A quick glance at the updates index shows that the last episode was put up months and months ago. It’s alarming to think that this Meat Members Asian treat might be running out of delectable slit-eyed sluts, but I’m crossing my fingers that is not the case. Especially not when episodes feature some really raunchy hardcore shit that has lesbians, cum shot, anal, threesome, interracial, oral, and other filth as its sub-niches. As is Meat Members’ wont, the Banzai Sluts contents are presented in a couple of ways. Still images are promised to be delivered as both high-res and screen caps, but again, the high-res pages show up empty. The vid caps are zipped and can be viewed with a slide show, though, and the most recent updates even have trailers as extra features.

Videos are in segments and can be streamed and downloaded for WMV or MPEG format in high and low quality. The scenes have a back story to complement the hardcore sessions, and they’re pretty entertaining, especially the ones that show fucking in the great outdoors. There’s a good variety of take-off points, ranging from cliche to outrageous, but everything uses the Asian smut allure to the hilt with excellent close-ups of the gals’ sucking prowess, of their tight little slits, and of the precise moments their cute faces get plastered with baby batter.

As mentioned, there are hot threesome episodes, and it’s not uncommon to see a DP scene popping up in the horny hodgepodge that is Banzai Sluts. For this reviewer at least, that’s sufficient come-on to get a membership to the site in spite of the irregularity of the updates. While much in the content quantity is still wanting, the quality of the Asian porn here can’t be beat. Not when its roster of Asian sluts are as porn-proficient as the ones they have here.

Now that you know what “banzai” means, go banzai that dick into oblivion, mmkay?

Membership Price: $4.95 for 3 days, $29.95 for 30 days; access to all other Meat Members network sites upon membership.

Models: Tai, Lucy Lee, Kaiya, Michelle Maylene, Naomi Zen, Gianna Lynn, Mya Luanna, Nautica, Lily Thai, Kianna Dior, Jazmin, Jayna Oso, Avena Lee, Ava, Katsumi, Dana, Bamboo, Charmane Star, Nyla, Mika Tan, Lyla Lei, Roxy

Anal Lick Fest

The model roster and update index of Anal Lick Fest alone speak volumes. Never has a site specializing in anal been better represented. Meat Members tapped anal expert “Khan Tusion” to put together a cornucopia of cornholed delights, and here it is right smack in the network’s formidable anal niche feast. As of the most recent count, Anal Lick Fest’s archives hold a whopping 64 updates that started in early 2006 and with the most recent addition just the same week as I’m typing out this review. Potential members should also bear in mind that each update holds a couple of ass-loving sluts, so they’d better do the math to realize just how big the wankability factor of this site really is.

Seems like Khan Tusion is on his tippy-toes to get things moving in Anal Lick Fest. Apart from the regular updates, each episode’s high-res gallery holds great-looking pics at an average of 600 x 800 pixels. That’s not including the video caps that tell the story more succinctly than the scene summaries could. Both galleries come in zipped files and can be viewed using the provided slide show feature. As for the movies, they are segmented into streaming and downloadable clips in manageable files, but some may have to download plugins in order to use the embedded player (I know I did).

So what’s in store for you at Anal Lick Fest aside from the obvious? Babes who like licking out anal creampies, and some pretty hardcore fudgepacking, that’s what. Oh, and if you’re a fan of male salad-tossing, the Anal Lick Fest sluts go to town rimming guy ass here as well. Suffice to say there’s something for everyone’s taste, as long as you have enough patience to wade through the gigs upon gigs of anal smut to pick out the stuff you like (and believe me, it won’t be that hard).

Looks like Meat Members dribbles (cum), shoots, and scores in this anal offering once more.

Membership Price: $4.95 for 3 days, $29.95 for 30 days; access to all other Meat Members network sites upon membership.

Models: Flower Tucci and Aiden Starr, Shy Love and Crissy Moon, Claire Dames and Melanie Scott, McKenzee Miles and Emili Anna, Brittney Angel and Jaelyn Fox, Adriana Deville and Jayden Rose, Kayla Synz and Whitney Fears, Savannah Gold and Chloe Chanel, Maria Bellucci and Cassandra Cruz, Denise K and Sarah Faye, Veronica Rayne and Kylee King, Jenny Hendrix and Victoria, Carmella Bing and Eva Angelina, Arielle Alexis and Carolyn Reese, Veronica Jett and Tryme, Regan Reese and Marsha Lord, Aurora Snow and Crystal Jordan, Anna Nova and McKenzee Miles, Faye Runaway and Kylie Reese, Maya Gates and Richelle Ryan, Jennifer Dark and Aubrey Adams, Naudia Brown and Holly Wellin, Cody Lane and Christina Alexis, Rachel Luv and Tiffany Price, Lexi Love and Scarlett Summers, Alicia Angel and Lyla Lei, Mika Tan and Alexa Von Tess, Brianna Love and Sindee Jennings, Katja Kassin and Katrina Isis, Christina Agave and Michelle Avante, Lexi Bardot and Riley Mason, Carly Parker and Aline, Trinity Post and Avy Lee Roth, Sativa Rose and Kaiya Lynn, Rita Faltoyano and Soolin, Chelsea Ray and Britney Stevens, Delilah Strong and Desire Moore, Arial Alexis and Michelle Sweet, Amber Rain and Leah Luv, Kellie Brooks and Christie Lee, Samantha Ryan and Cassidy Blue, Sophie and Crystal Clear, Rebecca and Bianca, Harmony Rose and Arianna Jollee, Missy Monroe and Toby Pacific, Monica Sweetheart and Chloe Morgan, Angela Stone and Haley Scott, Roxy Rush, Sophia and Jasmine Tame, Mia Bang and Genie, Tory Lane and Harmony, Davia and Kelly Wells, Naomi and Staci Thorn, Vanessa Lane and Hailey Paige, Domino and Sandra Romaine, Dana Vespolli and Nikki Nievez, Roxy Jezel and Kat, Trixie Cas and Jenna Presley, Leah Stevenson and Violet Hughes, Courtney Simpson, Amber Wild, Cindy Crawford and Dasani, Trina Michaels and Tyla Wynn, Nadia Styles and Victoria Sweet

Anal Cum Junkies

Yes, Virginia, it is possible to cram two cocks up your hiney-hole at once. Ho, ho, ho, as Santa Claus would say. Anal Cum Junkies is all about multiple-cock anal, nothing less. So if you’re cringing at the thought of a rough fudgepacking session on willing sluts, this is not the place for you. Over here, the whores have capacious cornholes that aren’t satisfied with just one plunger.

And what a place it is, crawling with around 33 anal-loving models and coming up with 37 current updates in its archive. Not so shabby for this Meat Members site that started in 2005 and has as its most recent update an August 2007 update. Of course all anal fanatics are crossing their fingers, toes, and eyes that 2008 will see more new stuff from Anal Cum Junkies, with emphasis on all fields if possible. More anal, more cum, and definitely more gorgeous junkies to get injected up their hineys with as much man meat as they can muster.

There. It’s no biggie for the likes of Angelina Crow, who’s got 3 updates to her name in this site alone, and looking like she’s ready and willing to come back for fourth helpings. Thing is, while it’s great that Anal Cum Junkies throws in a video caps gallery with every episode (and in the case of some newer updates, even a trailer), it would be really great if the high-res sections show actual photos, right? At the moment they show up empty, which is pretty disappointing. It’s too bad, because two huge cocks invading one slut’s tight poop chute would’ve been stunning in high resolution.

The model index holds an impressive roster. Most of the popular stars who’ve carved a name in the anal niche are represented, along with newbies who want to test the multi-cock ass-plunging waters. Members are encouraged to rate the scenes according to their wankability factor, so here’s a great chance to launch the career of neophyte anal enthusiasts by fans who think they’re the shit.

Nothing quite like opening the back door wide for fresh Anal Cum Junkies, eh?

Models: Sandra Romaine, Melissa Golden, Michelle Wild, Vivian La Rouche, Angelina Crow, Janet, Yvette Balcano, Karina Kay, Bella Maria Wolfe, Ashley Long, Miss Arroyo, Victoria, Valentina Valezuez, Renee Pornero, Judith Fox, Monique, Taya Silver, Heidi Besk, Simone West, Angelica, Jasmyn Lopez, Melissa Black, Melissa Lauren, Jacqueline Stone, Missy Munroe, Roxy Jezel, Alex Divine, Christie Lee, Kathy Blanche, Dora Venter, Tyla Wynn, Trinity, Lara Stevens, Kelly Wells, Marie Luv

Membership Price: $4.95 for 3 days, $29.95 for 30 days; access to all other Meat Members network sites upon membership.

Ass2Mouth Sluts

It’s a rare slut who will indulge in a little fudge channel packing and licking session. Well, guess what. Ass2Mouth Sluts presents a current dozen of such sluts in a really raunchy ATM (that’s ass-to-mouth to you!) fest that’s as filthily horny as can be. Meat Members presents this no-holes barred site with pride, along with 45 other network sites you can access with just one membership. But I’m getting ahead of the dirty story.

Some of the most daring porn stars are here, including beautiful Melissa Lauren whose ass has Frenched its way into our hearts (and your pants) by indulging the biggest cocks to burrow their way up there where the sun don’t shine. She’s also quite the sucker for The Suck, taking two schlongs in her dainty mouth in one go like they’re freshly cooked escargot.

After they’ve invaded her ass and cunt in a mind-blowing DP scene, mind.

So, yeah. Basically, you’ll be getting more than just ass-to-mouth raunchiness in Ass2Mouth Sluts, but also all the other neat little sub-niches that ATM cums with. You have threesomes, anal, oral, heck, even double penetration in most, if not all, of the archives! And each update holds both high-res and video caps, as well as streaming and downloadable movie clips for WMV and MPEG formats. Very exciting stuff, that, except here’s a minor stink I noticed. Some episodes don’t hold high-res photo sets yet, but just screen captured images. Also, no full movies as far as my eye can see, though the streaming part of the deal is sweet and always welcome to us pervs.

Oh, did I mention the site also throws in some hot lesbians and interracial sessions for good measure? I didn’t? Well, don’t take my word for it but take a gander at this.

I swear, these Ass2Mouth Sluts can multi-task something fierce.

Membership Price: $4.95 for 3 days, $29.95 for 30 days; access to all Meatmembers network sites upon membership.

Models: Tiffany Holiday, Kelly Wells, Tyla Wynn and Jada Fire, Katrina Kraven, Katja Kassin, Ashley Haze, Lauren Phoenix, Melissa Lauren, Haley Page, Chanel Chavez, Taylor Rain, Stacy Thorn