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Abuse Her Ass

One can always argue that anal is already a form of ass abuse, but just look at that gaping corn hole to the left. It’s as elastic as a rubberband and ten times as nasty. Abuse Her Ass com boasts of the most pluggable asses in the porn biz, with thick stunt cocks doing the dirty job. And boy, do they ever do the dirty job!

The archive’s pretty modest with 18 current updates, though. And while most of the episodes feature full length downloading for WMV, MPEG, and iPod formats, I noticed a couple are available for streaming only. Contents being DVD-derived, there aren’t proper still image galleries to have with the movies. Also, there’s no way of knowing if the site is planning to swell up its archive with more updates, given that there aren’t any update news or info of any kind within Abuse Her Ass, or for the whole Real Porn Access network for that matter. A little consistency will go a long way, especially for a site with such a daring premise as this.

The model roster, though not exclusive to either site or network, is something else. The hand-picked sluts don’t seem to think that anal is something you ease into; rather, the stunt cocks just ram it home where the sun don’t shine any which way, tenderness be damned. Abuse Her Ass features gaping cornholes courtesy of fingers, toys, and some good old fashioned DP that leave these bitches with major ass tulips. The threesome episodes especially reinforce the abuse part of the deal, with all holes invaded and not just the anus. Suffice to say the anal enthusiasts might still be feeling the love even after all these months.

Now, while the 18 updates might leave you gasping for more, best remember that Real Porn Access is a multi-site offering thousands of DVD titles in its database, along with 48 bonus sites (of which Abuse Her Ass is part and parcel of) with just one membership. That ought to take your mind off your pain.

Ass you like it. Abuse Her Ass has the sexiest asses to wreck with the most unrelenting plonkers, and if you want a sample of all the action, simply click here for more.

Models: Katja Kassin, Emma Jade, Jamie Brooks, Naudia Nyce, Sarah James, Monice Sweetheart, Julie Night, Alicia Rhodes, Sally Rodeo, Ashley Blue, Taylor Lynn, Jayna Oso, Rio Mariah, Joanna Angel, Holly Wellin, Miss Arroyo, Alex Devine, Britney Madison.

Anal Cum Junkies

Yes, Virginia, it is possible to cram two cocks up your hiney-hole at once. Ho, ho, ho, as Santa Claus would say. Anal Cum Junkies is all about multiple-cock anal, nothing less. So if you’re cringing at the thought of a rough fudgepacking session on willing sluts, this is not the place for you. Over here, the whores have capacious cornholes that aren’t satisfied with just one plunger.

And what a place it is, crawling with around 33 anal-loving models and coming up with 37 current updates in its archive. Not so shabby for this Meat Members site that started in 2005 and has as its most recent update an August 2007 update. Of course all anal fanatics are crossing their fingers, toes, and eyes that 2008 will see more new stuff from Anal Cum Junkies, with emphasis on all fields if possible. More anal, more cum, and definitely more gorgeous junkies to get injected up their hineys with as much man meat as they can muster.

There. It’s no biggie for the likes of Angelina Crow, who’s got 3 updates to her name in this site alone, and looking like she’s ready and willing to come back for fourth helpings. Thing is, while it’s great that Anal Cum Junkies throws in a video caps gallery with every episode (and in the case of some newer updates, even a trailer), it would be really great if the high-res sections show actual photos, right? At the moment they show up empty, which is pretty disappointing. It’s too bad, because two huge cocks invading one slut’s tight poop chute would’ve been stunning in high resolution.

The model index holds an impressive roster. Most of the popular stars who’ve carved a name in the anal niche are represented, along with newbies who want to test the multi-cock ass-plunging waters. Members are encouraged to rate the scenes according to their wankability factor, so here’s a great chance to launch the career of neophyte anal enthusiasts by fans who think they’re the shit.

Nothing quite like opening the back door wide for fresh Anal Cum Junkies, eh?

Models: Sandra Romaine, Melissa Golden, Michelle Wild, Vivian La Rouche, Angelina Crow, Janet, Yvette Balcano, Karina Kay, Bella Maria Wolfe, Ashley Long, Miss Arroyo, Victoria, Valentina Valezuez, Renee Pornero, Judith Fox, Monique, Taya Silver, Heidi Besk, Simone West, Angelica, Jasmyn Lopez, Melissa Black, Melissa Lauren, Jacqueline Stone, Missy Munroe, Roxy Jezel, Alex Divine, Christie Lee, Kathy Blanche, Dora Venter, Tyla Wynn, Trinity, Lara Stevens, Kelly Wells, Marie Luv

Membership Price: $4.95 for 3 days, $29.95 for 30 days; access to all other Meat Members network sites upon membership.

Altered Assholes

In the mood to see some tight assholes altered? You’ve come (and will cum) to the right place. Altered Assholes is all about giving ravenous whores what they deserve, and according to Meat Members’ policy, they deserve no less than a gaping poop chute!

Of course, it doesn’t start off that way. What this site offers is a plethora of cock-hungry sluts who like nothing better than being tunelled up the Hershey Highway to really get off, and then some. Take Tyla Wynn up there, for instance. She’s already got a meaty tail growing out of her hiney, yet she’s begging for another plonker to ram her down her throat at the same time. Suffice to say Altered Assholes has handpicked the cock addicts with the most luscious behinds from the mere sluts with passable butts. Call it quality assurance, if you will.

Is it getting obvious that when it comes to the anal niche, my love for Melissa Lauren knows no bounds? Well yeah, she’s in Altered Assholes as well, getting her dainty cornhole creamed and crammed with cock. You can enjoy the hardcore contents in the site in a variety of ways: as high-res images, video grabs, and segmented movie clips to stream and download. There’s also a neat extra in the form of bonus scenes and footages, and it’s right smack at the new updates index so you won’t miss it. Still images are zipped and can be viewed using a slide show for convenience.

Right now there are 16 updates for Altered Assholes, with the promise of a weekly update to swell up the archive. Unfortunately, it’s been quite some time since the site last updated, which is a bummer. Episodes have anal as the main entree, but also serve up a raunchy buffet of strip teases, oral, DP, ass-to-mouth, double blowjobs, etc. Some of the most prolific anal porn stars are featured here, with to-die-for curves and butts that won’t quit.

One thumb up to this extreme anal site. If only Altered Assholes updated more frequently, methinks being a member here would be a life-altering experience.

Membership Price: $4.95 for 3 days, $29.95 for 30 days; access to all other Meat Members network sites upon membership.

Models: Jamie Brooks, Melissa Lauren, Marie Luv, Tory Lane, Saana, Sandra Romain, Tyla Wynn, Vanessa Lane, Haley Paige, Hillary Scott, Jayna Oso, Katja Kassin, Barbara Summer, Chiquita Lopez, Claudia Rossi

Ass2Mouth Sluts

It’s a rare slut who will indulge in a little fudge channel packing and licking session. Well, guess what. Ass2Mouth Sluts presents a current dozen of such sluts in a really raunchy ATM (that’s ass-to-mouth to you!) fest that’s as filthily horny as can be. Meat Members presents this no-holes barred site with pride, along with 45 other network sites you can access with just one membership. But I’m getting ahead of the dirty story.

Some of the most daring porn stars are here, including beautiful Melissa Lauren whose ass has Frenched its way into our hearts (and your pants) by indulging the biggest cocks to burrow their way up there where the sun don’t shine. She’s also quite the sucker for The Suck, taking two schlongs in her dainty mouth in one go like they’re freshly cooked escargot.

After they’ve invaded her ass and cunt in a mind-blowing DP scene, mind.

So, yeah. Basically, you’ll be getting more than just ass-to-mouth raunchiness in Ass2Mouth Sluts, but also all the other neat little sub-niches that ATM cums with. You have threesomes, anal, oral, heck, even double penetration in most, if not all, of the archives! And each update holds both high-res and video caps, as well as streaming and downloadable movie clips for WMV and MPEG formats. Very exciting stuff, that, except here’s a minor stink I noticed. Some episodes don’t hold high-res photo sets yet, but just screen captured images. Also, no full movies as far as my eye can see, though the streaming part of the deal is sweet and always welcome to us pervs.

Oh, did I mention the site also throws in some hot lesbians and interracial sessions for good measure? I didn’t? Well, don’t take my word for it but take a gander at this.

I swear, these Ass2Mouth Sluts can multi-task something fierce.

Membership Price: $4.95 for 3 days, $29.95 for 30 days; access to all Meatmembers network sites upon membership.

Models: Tiffany Holiday, Kelly Wells, Tyla Wynn and Jada Fire, Katrina Kraven, Katja Kassin, Ashley Haze, Lauren Phoenix, Melissa Lauren, Haley Page, Chanel Chavez, Taylor Rain, Stacy Thorn