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Deep Throat Love

How deep is your love? Is it a glans-tickling shallow, or, like the sluts’ in Deep Throat Love com, is it gullet-rubbing with tons of saliva thrown in with the whole deal? If it’s the former, don’t despair–help is on the way. This is one gag-on-the-blowjob site that doesn’t only present oral and hardcore moments, but also tutorials should you be interested in learning the art of the deep throat. As the tour page cutely pitches the site, Deep Throat Love is all about “teaching the world how to give better blowjobs.”

While it sounds like a manual at best, a quick glance at the creatively laid-out intro pages will tell anyone this is anything but. Deep Throat Love has got sections for tutorials, deepthroat, hardcore, and cumshots in its tour page—which also serve as the site’s menu. Inside, things aren’t as segregated, but rest assured each of the 24 current updates have all of the promised goods, though I honestly think the tour page has better navigation features than the member’s area. Too much scrolling down is required to see all the episodes, and a model index would’ve helped.

Still, getting to the main contents are as easy as swallowing saliva. Buttons for videos and pictures yield what you’re looking for–high-res photo sets at 600 x 800 pixels, and downloadable videos in full length and as clips (WMV and MPEG formats for high and low connections).

While I find little to complain about the site’s navigation scheme, I noticed that there aren’t any back buttons for each page. So when the site expands its archives, I’m predicting there will be a bit of a hassle jumping from one page to another, aside from wearing your finger to the bone scrolling down for the updates.

As for actual content, if you’re an oral purist who doesn’t want any hardcore to besmirch his blowjob fetish, Deep Throat Love might prove to be a disappointment. The bitches here, apart from demonstrating their deepthroating abilities with anything from sausages to fresh produce to dildos through to cocks, turn up their bottoms to get fucked in the cooch and ass. But don’t go stomping away in disgust just yet, because the way the gals swallow long, thick things without busting a tonsil could rival any sword swallower with how things disappear down their throat inch by glorious inch. I’m telling you, the site wasn’t kidding about the “length and breadth” of these pretty sluts’ oral talent (aside from their hardcore fucking skills).

And while the main archive isn’t as long or turgid as one would hope it to be, Deep Throat Love comes part and parcel of 7 same username/password sites like 40 Oz. Bounce, 18 Years Old, Euro Humpers, Freaks of Cock, etc. There are also dozens of other bonus sites thrown in with your membership.

Deep Throat Love makes good of its promise by teaching us a thing or two how to Linda Lovelace it. I think it’s also great that the site goes beyond BJs and exploits its model roster’s talents to the hilt by using their other holes to swallow cock. Gag on that!

Models: Sarah Vandela, Dakota Brookes, Shyla Stylez, Holly Wellin, Sasha Gray, Aline, Jaelyn Fox, McKenzie Miles, Jaclyn Case, Angelina Valentine, Veronica Rayne, Maya Hills, Annette Schwarz, Claire Dames, Nadia Styles, Marsha Lord, Daisy Marie, Eva Angelina, Leah Wilde, Harmony, Ava Devine.

Altered Assholes

In the mood to see some tight assholes altered? You’ve come (and will cum) to the right place. Altered Assholes is all about giving ravenous whores what they deserve, and according to Meat Members’ policy, they deserve no less than a gaping poop chute!

Of course, it doesn’t start off that way. What this site offers is a plethora of cock-hungry sluts who like nothing better than being tunelled up the Hershey Highway to really get off, and then some. Take Tyla Wynn up there, for instance. She’s already got a meaty tail growing out of her hiney, yet she’s begging for another plonker to ram her down her throat at the same time. Suffice to say Altered Assholes has handpicked the cock addicts with the most luscious behinds from the mere sluts with passable butts. Call it quality assurance, if you will.

Is it getting obvious that when it comes to the anal niche, my love for Melissa Lauren knows no bounds? Well yeah, she’s in Altered Assholes as well, getting her dainty cornhole creamed and crammed with cock. You can enjoy the hardcore contents in the site in a variety of ways: as high-res images, video grabs, and segmented movie clips to stream and download. There’s also a neat extra in the form of bonus scenes and footages, and it’s right smack at the new updates index so you won’t miss it. Still images are zipped and can be viewed using a slide show for convenience.

Right now there are 16 updates for Altered Assholes, with the promise of a weekly update to swell up the archive. Unfortunately, it’s been quite some time since the site last updated, which is a bummer. Episodes have anal as the main entree, but also serve up a raunchy buffet of strip teases, oral, DP, ass-to-mouth, double blowjobs, etc. Some of the most prolific anal porn stars are featured here, with to-die-for curves and butts that won’t quit.

One thumb up to this extreme anal site. If only Altered Assholes updated more frequently, methinks being a member here would be a life-altering experience.

Membership Price: $4.95 for 3 days, $29.95 for 30 days; access to all other Meat Members network sites upon membership.

Models: Jamie Brooks, Melissa Lauren, Marie Luv, Tory Lane, Saana, Sandra Romain, Tyla Wynn, Vanessa Lane, Haley Paige, Hillary Scott, Jayna Oso, Katja Kassin, Barbara Summer, Chiquita Lopez, Claudia Rossi