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Cream Filled Babez

A tart is infinitely tastier and more luscious if its cream filled; a pie more interesting to look at when topped with some of the stuff. Okay, so my food-and-slut metaphors suffer big time, but Cream Filled Babez is just begging for cliche analogies of the gourmet kind because it falls under the yummy, messy, extremely wankable cream pie niche.

Right now the site showcases 47 cream pie tartlets in dozens of alluring ways that always end up in cum-crammed holes. But that’s getting ahead of the story. Before all else, plenty of ways to coax a cream pie into dripping start with some good old-fashioned rutting, which could spell out premature ejaculation to a hapless wanker. Oh, and way before that, expect some horn-inducing stripteases and champion oral of the kind that can earn their own niches because they made such a production of them. The cream pie may be the end-all of this site, but the trip going there is pretty interesting in itself.

Now, for my beef with the site: the high-res galleries don’t have anything in them. Yet again. This is fast becoming something that Meat Members is known for, albeit in a not-so-good way. What gives? There are sites in the network that do have them, but most don’t. A little consistency will go a long way. Either fill up those high-res pages or get rid of that category altogether, is what I’m sayin’.

Also, there are just a few choice updates with trailers, and IMHO, trailers are great ways to glean what’s to cum in each episode. For instance, I saw one thumb with a brunette slut named Lyric being walked on a leash, and since leash sex is a particular favorite fetish curiosity, I clicked on the trailer and realized she stays strapped onto that thing in the duration of her shoot. Pretty hot stuff, that. Wish the other updates had trailers too, though.

Movies are segmented and are available as WMV and MPEG clips. The MPEGS are of better quality but could take more time to download than the WMV ones. The last episode was put up several months ago, and here’s hoping that Meat Members’ hot love oven won’t be running out of cream pies soon. It would be a pity would it were so.

There’s a variety of cream-filled cunt flavors here, from Vanilla to Oriental to Latin to Ebony. There’s hardly an episode that won’t score on the wank-o-meter, but some up the nastiness ante by featuring DP and other sub-niches like BDSM and giant sex toys. Endings are happy with either an anal or a pussy cream pie, but if you’re lucky enough to ferret them out by pure instinct, even both. With a good protein shot in the pie hole for good measure.

Cream Filled Babez is a burp-worthy feast of jerk-off fodder. See more dripping samples by clicking here.

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