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Banzai Sluts

What does “banzai!” mean in these here parts? I don’t care what the Japanese say about it, but it means “fuck me looong time” to us pervs. Banzai Sluts caters to the Asian fetish with 22 current updates featuring the hottest Oriental fuck-hos in the planet. We’re talking Lyla Lei, Mika Tan, Jayna Oso, and a host of their slutty sisters doing what Far East bitches do best—to suck and to fuck like it’s going out of style.

A quick glance at the updates index shows that the last episode was put up months and months ago. It’s alarming to think that this Meat Members Asian treat might be running out of delectable slit-eyed sluts, but I’m crossing my fingers that is not the case. Especially not when episodes feature some really raunchy hardcore shit that has lesbians, cum shot, anal, threesome, interracial, oral, and other filth as its sub-niches. As is Meat Members’ wont, the Banzai Sluts contents are presented in a couple of ways. Still images are promised to be delivered as both high-res and screen caps, but again, the high-res pages show up empty. The vid caps are zipped and can be viewed with a slide show, though, and the most recent updates even have trailers as extra features.

Videos are in segments and can be streamed and downloaded for WMV or MPEG format in high and low quality. The scenes have a back story to complement the hardcore sessions, and they’re pretty entertaining, especially the ones that show fucking in the great outdoors. There’s a good variety of take-off points, ranging from cliche to outrageous, but everything uses the Asian smut allure to the hilt with excellent close-ups of the gals’ sucking prowess, of their tight little slits, and of the precise moments their cute faces get plastered with baby batter.

As mentioned, there are hot threesome episodes, and it’s not uncommon to see a DP scene popping up in the horny hodgepodge that is Banzai Sluts. For this reviewer at least, that’s sufficient come-on to get a membership to the site in spite of the irregularity of the updates. While much in the content quantity is still wanting, the quality of the Asian porn here can’t be beat. Not when its roster of Asian sluts are as porn-proficient as the ones they have here.

Now that you know what “banzai” means, go banzai that dick into oblivion, mmkay?

Membership Price: $4.95 for 3 days, $29.95 for 30 days; access to all other Meat Members network sites upon membership.

Models: Tai, Lucy Lee, Kaiya, Michelle Maylene, Naomi Zen, Gianna Lynn, Mya Luanna, Nautica, Lily Thai, Kianna Dior, Jazmin, Jayna Oso, Avena Lee, Ava, Katsumi, Dana, Bamboo, Charmane Star, Nyla, Mika Tan, Lyla Lei, Roxy