Dirty Fuck Dolls
Fuck dolls are there to get all depraved on, but the rubbery inflatable kind leave most men cold. I mean, they can’t suck back and talk dirty, can they? Fortunately, Meat Members is on hand to give pervs Dirty Fuck Dolls, the living, breathing, self-lubricating, cum-swallowing, tit-fuckable versions that are the very reason a lot of dudes resort to buying said fake fuck dolls in the first place.
Before we end up in a chicken-or-egg-type philosophical porn discussion, here are the site’s current stats in a nutshell: 59 updates, with the latest one done just a few days prior to this review. Trailers are available for most, but not all, of the updates. Same goes for the high-res picture sets–some episodes still have those pages showing up empty. All of the updates do hold video caps in zipped files and are viewable using a slide show, so there’s a semblance of consistency to look forward to. Membership to this site, as always, allows network-wide access to the rest of Meat Members’ sites.
What Dirty Fuck Dolls can boast of, at least as far as I can tell, is the gorgeousness of its model roster. Some of the gals are spotlighted alongside a stunt cock, but sheer pulchritude is what keeps episodes with two-girl tandems afloat. I am talking in particular of Melissa Lauren and Gia Jordan’s update, whose episode thumb just shows their head shots but will predictably get as much clicks as any naked, fucked-every-which-way model’s thumb just because they’re so dang beautiful (guess how I rated that particular update).
So on the “doll” aspect of the site, at least you know there’s truth in advertising. As for the dirty fuck part of the deal, let’s just say the site nixed all traces of tenderness even on its loveliest models. Threesomes, BDSM, gangbangs, anal, foursomes, bukkake, blowjobs that cause eye makeup to run….it’s like a Hieronymous Bosch painting in WMV and MPEG clips. This is where members can be grateful for the provision of high-res photos. Some of the scenes are unforgettably captured in 600 x 900 pixels, and though they’re not exactly of wallpaper dimensions, the clarity is something else at full size.
The premise that the gals were innocent prior to becoming the dirty whores that they are before their shoot is up is bollocks, but a chewy premise all the same. Clad in slut gear and made up like the porn stars that they are, I have to say Jamie Lynn Spears (Brit-Brit’s younger, underaged preggo sis) did a much better job at the innocent bit infinitely more than these girls can hope to try. But once the clapper signals them to do their stuff, they go to town earning the eponymously-titled site name by sucking and fucking the cocks (and coochies and toys) they were dealt with into oblivion.
Rough and raw hardcore treatment is what Dirty Fuck Dolls is all about. Take a longer gander at what these nasty sluts can do by clicking here.
Models: Kelly Leigh, Gabrielle, Nancy Vee, Mae Victoria, Paradise Long, Daryll Hannah, Kylie Worthy, Kayla Quinn, Elizabeth Rivers, Michelle, Brit, Dillian Lauren, Miss Arroyo, Mallorie Marx, Kelly Wells and Patricia Petite, Ariana Jollee, Allexis Malone and Victoria Sin, Cassie Young and Renee Pornero, Angela Stone, Veronica Jett, Sasha Knox, Leah Luv, Missy Monroe, Aaliyah Jollee, Jacqueline Summers, Luscious Lopez, Cindy Crawford, Crissy Cums, Lexi Hawk, Cassidy Blue, Riley Mason, Jessica Jammer, Naomi, Kat, Hailey Young, Vanessa Lane, Liv Wylder, Tiffany Taylor and Sativa Rose, Amber Wild, Tiffany Michaels, Brittany Andrews, Melissa Lauren and Gia Jordan, Courtney Simpson, Nikki Nevez, Shasta, Heidi Besk, Tyla Wynn, Lindsay Lane, Aaraly Barra, Holly and Alektra, Genesis Skye and Avy Lee Roth, Stacie Thorn, Deja Daire, Lauren Phoenix and Venus, Nikki Hilton, Taryn Thomas, Rachel Love.
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