Frank Wank

Who or what in the porn world is a Frank Wank? For starters, Frank Wank com is an eponymously-named Meat Members site, telling the lurid tale of a leopard print-bedecked coat and hat-clad cad who hunts sluts to scam for a fuck. He’s garbed that way because he thinks there are bimbos who believe that’s how porn agents dress up, not in silk pajamas like Hugh Hefner.

Oh well, can’t argue with a dude who’s come up with more than 160 updates for his site now, can you? Besides the WMV and MPEG video clips, there are (hurrah! hurrah!) high-res photo sets and vid caps galleries with each update, zipped and slide show-enhanced. Looks like Meat Members finally decided to fill up the disappointing void, at least for this site, with nice-looking 600 x 900 pixel photos, and trailers for most of the updates.

Super-agent Frank Benjamin, looking like an ageing escaped feline from the local zoo, gets into the pants of so many dumb Doras that it makes me wonder if Pimp-sign blings work as well on old white geezers as they do on black rappers. Apparently they do, because Frank Wank gets to use his corny porn agent spiel, have the bitches fall for it, then shoot himself POV-style getting down and dirty with the hapless ho’s. Sure, the formula’s old hat as far as trick ‘em-and’dick ‘em reality spins go, but the hardcore action can’t be beat. Blowjobs, hard fucking, facials, sex toy play, even rimming are on the menu, and the sluts range from porn star-pretty to streetwalker-skanky. A nice hodgepodge of whoredom, in other words.

Now, just in case an overdose of Frank-ness is looming on the horizon for you, count your lucky stars that membership to his site means access to all the other Meat Members network sites–around 45 of them in various niches. Even if this pimp is out to screw sluts over in his premise, rest assured you won’t be getting the same treatment but will feel like your cup runneth over with such a generous network, instead.

While it may be all about the Benjamins for Frank Wank, it’s not farfetched that you’ll hit the jerk-off jackpot with this site. For more samples of how he does his pimpin’, click here.

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