Cum Farters

Farting is something you do in the comfort of your own home. As for cum farting, it’s something not a lot of people do anywhere. Not unless you’re one of the Cum Farters, which means you do it a the drop of a hat. (Or, more appropriately, at the drop of a huge load up your poop chute).

This nasty piece of anal work from Meat Members glorifies what it calls “ass colored cum”. Yum-mee. With 51 updates and counting, this one seems destined to be a keeper. Except, of course, the promised high-res galleries again show up as empty as newly enema’d assholes. Also, I see bald spots in the updates with regard to trailer provision. At least the last update was roughly a month ago, and I’m not entirely sure if that’s reassuring because monthly updates aren’t exactly what I’d call regular.

Still…cum farting. Wow, the pervy mind fairly boggles with the notion.

Videos stream smoothly much like Maya Hills’ ass streams milky goodness over yonder, in a choice of WMV or MPEG clips. No full lengths here, but the clips do have thumbs that kind of tell the story visually. As is expected, the MPEG version comes off with the better quality, with the WMV ones providing faster download time. There’s a choice for low or high connection as well.

The Cum Farters recipe is versatile as far as getting to the actual flatulence-triggered spooge emission is concerned. For one thing, DP isn’t rare here. For another, anal is definitely a must. Between those two, anything pretty much goes, with deep blowjobs, group sex, huge sex toys, interracial fucking, and a host of other filthy goodness making an appearance, served up in amusing and creative ways. Suffice to say it’s a smut buffet with bareback jizzing as the main entree, with some of the sluts getting to snack on their own cum concoction. With a spoon yet.

Your smut cup runneth over with this ass-flavored nastiness. Fortunately, Cum Farters‘ got plenty more where that came from, see for yourself here.

Models: Mia Rose, Cody Lane, Tory Lane, Maya Hills, Aline, Amy Reid, Nikki Montana, Lucy Love, Angelina Crow, Jackie Moore, Lucy Anne, Judith and Barbara, Anastasia Christ, Liliane Tiger, Ellen Saint, Julie Silver, Kathy Anderson, Natali, Roxy and Tyla, Dora Venter, Laura and Angelina, Jessica, Janet Alfano, Lucy Lee, Veronika, Laura, Katja Kassin, Claudia Rossi, Teagan Presley, Jasmine Byrne, Courtney Cummz, Dilian Lauren, Riya Faltoyano, Dani Ricci, Kitty Sixx, Francesca, Aphrodite Night, Niki, Tera Joy, Keri Sable, Lucy Thai

Cream Filled Babez

A tart is infinitely tastier and more luscious if its cream filled; a pie more interesting to look at when topped with some of the stuff. Okay, so my food-and-slut metaphors suffer big time, but Cream Filled Babez is just begging for cliche analogies of the gourmet kind because it falls under the yummy, messy, extremely wankable cream pie niche.

Right now the site showcases 47 cream pie tartlets in dozens of alluring ways that always end up in cum-crammed holes. But that’s getting ahead of the story. Before all else, plenty of ways to coax a cream pie into dripping start with some good old-fashioned rutting, which could spell out premature ejaculation to a hapless wanker. Oh, and way before that, expect some horn-inducing stripteases and champion oral of the kind that can earn their own niches because they made such a production of them. The cream pie may be the end-all of this site, but the trip going there is pretty interesting in itself.

Now, for my beef with the site: the high-res galleries don’t have anything in them. Yet again. This is fast becoming something that Meat Members is known for, albeit in a not-so-good way. What gives? There are sites in the network that do have them, but most don’t. A little consistency will go a long way. Either fill up those high-res pages or get rid of that category altogether, is what I’m sayin’.

Also, there are just a few choice updates with trailers, and IMHO, trailers are great ways to glean what’s to cum in each episode. For instance, I saw one thumb with a brunette slut named Lyric being walked on a leash, and since leash sex is a particular favorite fetish curiosity, I clicked on the trailer and realized she stays strapped onto that thing in the duration of her shoot. Pretty hot stuff, that. Wish the other updates had trailers too, though.

Movies are segmented and are available as WMV and MPEG clips. The MPEGS are of better quality but could take more time to download than the WMV ones. The last episode was put up several months ago, and here’s hoping that Meat Members’ hot love oven won’t be running out of cream pies soon. It would be a pity would it were so.

There’s a variety of cream-filled cunt flavors here, from Vanilla to Oriental to Latin to Ebony. There’s hardly an episode that won’t score on the wank-o-meter, but some up the nastiness ante by featuring DP and other sub-niches like BDSM and giant sex toys. Endings are happy with either an anal or a pussy cream pie, but if you’re lucky enough to ferret them out by pure instinct, even both. With a good protein shot in the pie hole for good measure.

Cream Filled Babez is a burp-worthy feast of jerk-off fodder. See more dripping samples by clicking here.

Models: Naomi Cruz, Richelle Ryan, Isabella Dior, Lexi Bardot, Aaralyn Barra, Lyric, Reese, Laurel, Giselle, Cytherea, Mallory Marx, Daisy, Megan Martinez, Kat, Lucy Lee, Sasha Knox, Haley Scott, Allure Eden, Misti May, Aubrey Adams, Veronica Jett, Allie Ray, Simone West, Kapri Styles, Tina Star, Hypnotiq, Chyanne Jacobs, Elizabeth Lawrence, Lena Juliette, Lori Alexia, Melissa Lauren, Syndee Capri, Marie Luv, Hillary Scott, Crissy Cumms, Courtney Cummz, Kady Armani, Missy, Nicki, Roxy, Chiquita, Gia, Isabel, Jada Fire.