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Gagging Whores Review: I once viewed a video of a bunch of pornies appearing in a Howard Stern project called Porn Factor, and one of the tasks the ladies had to do was see how far their throats can take a foot-long sausage. Obviously, the one who won that round had no gag reflex to speak of, but here at Gagging Whores com, it’s all about the retching, gullet-tickling fun. Otherwise, why bother ramming several cocks down a slut’s esophagus all at once, if her eyes won’t turn red from the strain and her salivary glands go into overdrive? Misogyny at its best, and don’t we just love it. There are a current 49 updates, all with two sets of still image galleries and some episodes with a trailer thrown in. Perhaps owing to the site’s modest archive, the presence of 900 x 600 pixel high-res photos is now a given for all the episodes, and zipped and slideshow enhanced, to boot. Videos are available only as a series of 5-minute clips in WMV and MPEG formats for high and low quality. If the updates don’t seem burp-worthy for you at the moment, bear in mind that your membership for Gagging Whores is good for over 40 Meat Members sites, most, if not all, of which are some of the most exclusive hardcore shit you’ll ever come across your short life as a perv. So it’s multiple face-fucking all the way, with these comely whores gagging for the cocks, literally and figuratively. Janessa, a particular favorite because she’s one gal who will try everything once in the glorious name of porn, excels in some serious sucking and dripping facial finale here. It’s great that the de rigueur slut makeup includes mascara that runs at the slightest hint of moisture—all the better to give these bitches the streaky, just-spooged look for added nastiness. Never mind that all the action happens in their mouths, tongues, and tonsils. This is one oral project you’ll swallow whole just for its raunchiness. Gagging Whores could use some growth spurt at the moment to make this one a keeper, but it’s off to a good “head” start with generous extras, nice-looking still images, thoughtful enough video formats, and a model roster that doesn’t balk at the sight of multiple penises to swallow. Models: Leah Leoni, Delilah, Monica, Alex, Kayla, Roxie, Melissa, Lexy, Ivy, Nina, Dani, Betty, Samantha, Caramel, Diana, Lola, Jenn, Harley Rider, Mandy More, Rikki, and many more. Sample Pictures:
Deep Throat Love How deep is your love? Is it a glans-tickling shallow, or, like the sluts’ in Deep Throat Love com, is it gullet-rubbing with tons of saliva thrown in with the whole deal? If it’s the former, don’t despair–help is on the way. This is one gag-on-the-blowjob site that doesn’t only present oral and hardcore moments, but also tutorials should you be interested in learning the art of the deep throat. As the tour page cutely pitches the site, Deep Throat Love is all about “teaching the world how to give better blowjobs.” While it sounds like a manual at best, a quick glance at the creatively laid-out intro pages will tell anyone this is anything but. Deep Throat Love has got sections for tutorials, deepthroat, hardcore, and cumshots in its tour page—which also serve as the site’s menu. Inside, things aren’t as segregated, but rest assured each of the 24 current updates have all of the promised goods, though I honestly think the tour page has better navigation features than the member’s area. Too much scrolling down is required to see all the episodes, and a model index would’ve helped. Still, getting to the main contents are as easy as swallowing saliva. Buttons for videos and pictures yield what you’re looking for–high-res photo sets at 600 x 800 pixels, and downloadable videos in full length and as clips (WMV and MPEG formats for high and low connections). While I find little to complain about the site’s navigation scheme, I noticed that there aren’t any back buttons for each page. So when the site expands its archives, I’m predicting there will be a bit of a hassle jumping from one page to another, aside from wearing your finger to the bone scrolling down for the updates. As for actual content, if you’re an oral purist who doesn’t want any hardcore to besmirch his blowjob fetish, Deep Throat Love might prove to be a disappointment. The bitches here, apart from demonstrating their deepthroating abilities with anything from sausages to fresh produce to dildos through to cocks, turn up their bottoms to get fucked in the cooch and ass. But don’t go stomping away in disgust just yet, because the way the gals swallow long, thick things without busting a tonsil could rival any sword swallower with how things disappear down their throat inch by glorious inch. I’m telling you, the site wasn’t kidding about the “length and breadth” of these pretty sluts’ oral talent (aside from their hardcore fucking skills). And while the main archive isn’t as long or turgid as one would hope it to be, Deep Throat Love comes part and parcel of 7 same username/password sites like 40 Oz. Bounce, 18 Years Old, Euro Humpers, Freaks of Cock, etc. There are also dozens of other bonus sites thrown in with your membership. Deep Throat Love makes good of its promise by teaching us a thing or two how to Linda Lovelace it. I think it’s also great that the site goes beyond BJs and exploits its model roster’s talents to the hilt by using their other holes to swallow cock. Gag on that! Models: Sarah Vandela, Dakota Brookes, Shyla Stylez, Holly Wellin, Sasha Gray, Aline, Jaelyn Fox, McKenzie Miles, Jaclyn Case, Angelina Valentine, Veronica Rayne, Maya Hills, Annette Schwarz, Claire Dames, Nadia Styles, Marsha Lord, Daisy Marie, Eva Angelina, Leah Wilde, Harmony, Ava Devine. Cum Filled Mouths As Yoda would say it: “there is no spit, there is only swallow”. Well, the Cum Filled Mouths sluts are taking that to heart (and to throat) by downing gallons of jizz that will give them strange flavored burps of protest not long after. Thing is, with the most recent update last pegged at July 2006 and a total of just 22 current cum-fed bitches, I sense some tummies (and turgid cocks) growling in protest here. Kind of a sad thing too, because here we have a Meat Members site that finally offers 600 x 800 high-res photos in conjunction with the video captures, and there’s not nearly enough of those zipped goodness to get around. And, permit me to look a gift horse in the mouth, but some of those high-res pics aren’t even uploaded properly. I see sets that are sideways, and even with the slide show feature that’s a bit of a hassle to browse through without first rotating them right side up. And, talk about the grass being greener on the other side–some of the older updates don’t have video caps! Also, trailers as bonus feature are erratic in the updates. Some have it, some don’t. Still no consistency in that aspect, as though the network has yet to make up its mind whether or not it wants to retain them. Anyway, the thumbs are present along with a scene summary, so that ought to work if you can’t decide whose Cum Filled Mouths you want to spooge into vicariously (I would suggest looking at the member-approved Top Rated Updates panel, though). As always, movies aren’t full length but come in clips of WMV and MPEG format. An embedded player allows for streaming, with all clips being downloadable. The vid caps help to tell where the story stops and starts, so members can use that to guide their viewing. The contents are a nice mix of POV-style suck and fuck, with a pretty formulaic interview at the beginning, some chatting during, and the actual cum-swallowing toward the end. Most of the episodes look to be shot indoors, with none of the al fresco porn production Meat Members likes doing with its other sites. Still, things go down relatively easy in Cum Filled Mouths if wank fodder is what you’re on the look-out for. Given the irregularity of its update schedule, I am hard-pressed to recommend this one as a stand-alone pay site. But as a bonus to the 45 site-strong Meat Members network, this makes for good jerk-off fare as any. I mean, it’s not farfetched that it could be the only cum-swallowing specialty site in the whole shebang. Cum Filled Mouths make for a tasty smut experience. Sample some more sticky spooge desserts here. Models: Kayla, Victoria Spencer, Makayla Cox, Christie Lee, Victoria Sin, Staci Thorn, Syvette, Britt and Taylor Cross, Rose, Natasha, Brittney Madison, Kathleen Kruz, Mason Storm, Venus, Emily Da Vinci, Summer Sweet, Erin Moore, Dilian Lauren, Sue Diamond, Nikki Nite, Porsha Blaze. Blowjob Quickies It felt like I took a porn time machine pre-Meat Members site revamp when I stepped into the Blowjob Quickies threshold. Judging from the stark lay-out of its 36 current updates, this is one site that got left behind with the network’s polishing and preening. This results in rows of model “head” shots (pun intended), cummy-complexioned from their oral ministrations, but with no update info in sight. Kind of rankling as a first impression. Still, here it is being served up raw with no garnishing, and I can see the appeal. Blowjob Quickies doesn’t hem and haw but delivers contents straightaway without resorting to current gimmickry, and you’ll see that the video clips are lesser than the site’s newer counterparts in the network. Whereas others can have as much as a dozen segments, BJ Quickies updates have an average of just three. For both WMV and MPEG formats, if I may add. Always nice to get a couple of options, I always say. So I will say it at this early junction–there’s face and titty fucking in here, but none that involves a pussy or poop chute getting rammed with cock. It’s pure head-drilling as far as the eye can see, with some forays into hand jobs and fondling girlie bits. Still, it’s nice to know a site can stick to its premise and deliver the punches. Blowjob Quickies made sure to provide a POV angle for maximum wankability, and in most updates it works great (vicarious BJ-ing being a sure hit with members who want to scratch their itch). What the site needs to work on is its overall lay-out. While its recent one has a passably navigable indexing scheme, hitting the back button a lot to go between pages, and not providing proper demarcation for high-res and screen captured images can be a hassle to members. Also, I feel kind of cheated not knowing how often (if and when) Blowjob Quickies updates. That’s a bit of a sticky wicket. Other than that, great wank fodder all around at Blowjob Quickies, and with access to 45 Meat Members network sites as added treat. Click here for more money shots. 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