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4 Oz. Bounce Ooh, baby. Nothing can be more intoxicating than a 4 oz. bottle of fine malt liquor splattered all over a super fine pair of ass cheeks. Oh, and some fried chicken too, to complete the feast. Looks like 40 Oz. Bounce com is any hot-blooded dude’s dream weekend wank fodder, if my boyfriend’s reaction is anything to judge by. He likes big butt and he cannot lie, and I know you do, too. The amount of calories notwithstanding, there are only 16 updates as of this review, owing largely (I hope) to the site’s new-ness. Each one comes with a set of high-res photos, beautifully crisp at 900 x 600 pixels and zipped for convenience. Videos, meanwhile, are available as full length movies and as clips, with the former downloadable at an upwards of 300 MB, and the latter at around 30 MB for high or low quality, in WMV and MPEG formats. Quality is great. I cannot emphasize that enough. The camera man excelled with great angles of the bubble butts in this site, and some pretty creative take-off points add to the whole viewing enjoyment. Porn Pros itself is a relatively new network that, IMHO, could do with a better navigation scheme to present the goods in an easier way to match the creative and colorful lay-out. Right now, my biggest complaints about it would have to do with the provision (or lack thereof) of back buttons to get between pages, and the amount of scrolling down it takes to see all of the updates. Also, there’s a button for More Girls that just gives me the run-around because it reverts to the 2nd page of models. That said, here are more great reasons to sign up as a member to 4 Oz. Bounce, aside from the booze, the cooze, and the big-ass bootays (ranging from vanilla, chocolate, to anything in-between). There are half a dozen same username/password access to sites like 18 Years Old, Euro Humpers, Real Ex Girlfriends, etc. You can enjoy the same quality videos presented in this exclusive network, which speaks volumes. And nowhere else can you see slicked down, liquor-sprayed, hard-fucked, gang-banged porn star butts like in here. It’s something else, I tells ya. Get your fill of quality big asses and a burp-worthy booze shower for the ultimate boy’s night in at 40 Oz. Bounce. More bodacious samples to up the bacchanalian buffet here. Models: Delotta Brown, Melrose Foxx and Rachel Ryan, Brianna Love, Maria Bellucci, Alexis Texas, Jenny Hendrix, Sandra Romaine, Hershey, Claire Dames, Shya Styles, Roxy Ray, Lorena Sanchez, Kelly Devine, Britney Stevens, Delilah Strong, Luscious Lopez.
Feb
19
2008
2 In The StinkPosted by: Chris in Ass, Double Penetration, tags: 2InTheStink, Anal, Double PenetrationThe saying “Two heads are better than one” rings true in most occasions. Two heads working on a solution to a problem is definitely much easier than solving it alone. Both heads could exchange ideas that definitely help in coming to the correct answer.
In that case, let 2 In The Stink show you the popular saying can be applied to sex and steamy double anal penetration! Expect those cocks to help each other ganging up on the female partner’s hapless anus until they release their seminal fluids inside! DESIGN AND LAYOUT The design is definitely far from stinky since it does not contain as much images compared to other sites, making for a quick-loading site. However, the site reeks of bland and boring, with the use of red and white as primary colors. Also, unlike other sites, the options and features are all dedicated into the same page as the homepage, so clicking on a particular option would only bring you down the page, while clicking on another option leads you deeper down the site, and so on.
CONTENT Putting aside the limited number of pictures and videos of the models, the videos are half-decent, with little focus on the premise and the plot of the video. That may be a problem for some because they would appreciate if the site had some text to describe what’s happening in the videos prior to the double penetration action. Regardless of that, however, the videos do bring the goods, if not much.
MEMBERSHIP Interested parties are given three choices in their way to become a member of the site. People can start with a 3-day trial worth $4.97, then $34.75 for every 30 days after. On the other hand, those who are determined into signing up can avail of the 30-day recurring membership worth $29.97 or the 90-day non-recurring membership worth $59.95. Credit card, telephone, check, or International Pay Per Minute are the types of payment members can use. If anything, the bonus sites from different niches somewhat make your membership worthwhile. CONCLUSION For what it’s worth, 2 In The Stick isn’t half bad, as they are redeeming qualities that make the site stand on its own. However, there are probably many more double penetration sites that you can sink your teeth, or cock, into. MODELS Melanie, Jessica, Chris, Bianca, Britney, Erica, Sandra, Vivian, Myara, Venus, Gabriela, Alison, Karini, Jenny, Arianna Overall Score: 61/100 In the Bible, the serpent tempted both Adam and Eve to take a bite from the fruit of the apple tree, thus making them aware of their nakedness. However, at White Apple Booty, you are not asked to take a bite, but to feast on their pictures and videos of the hottest and biggest white apple-shaped asses in the planet! The name of the site pretty much says it all – if you’ve got the hots for asses, then this site is something that’s worth checking out. DESIGN AND LAYOUT
On the other hand, the layout seems to focus on the affiliate and network sites, as well as the advertisements. The misdirected focus can be attributed to the lack of actual content of the site (pictures and video). However, expect for the bonus sites, it is still not admirable that ¾ of the homepage is occupied by other things that the users did not actually register for. Also, all of the features and options of the sites are actually contained in one page. Although it adds to its simplicity, users would perhaps wonder whether or not the site layout was even given thought before getting created. CONTENT
Except for the user rating on each model, the content totally disappoints due to the lack of appropriate text that would at least give breadth and an idea on how the videos will turn out. In relation, each video follows the same route of having the models talk in front of the camera and introducing themselves before they go all the way with their butts, eliminating any possibility of any variety to occur. MEMBERSHIP
CONCLUSION Whatever positives seen at White Apple Booty, particularly the bonus sites, are overshadowed by its boring site design, scant content, and overall haphazard appearance. Even the serpent wouldn’t want anyone to touch this kind of apple. MODELS Jocelyn, Kristal, Riley, Flower, Carmen, Naomi, Heidi, Isis, Hollie, Bailey, Faith, Kylie, Mindy, Devon, Marquetta, Chelsie Overall Score: 50/100 |



However, how would it work now that the heads are in “deep shit?” With ‘two heads,’ I’m talking about two hard and horny cocks, while with ‘deep shit,’ I’m talking about the asshole.
A couple of problems may also arise with regard to the layout since the unique content of the site does not rise up from the sea of advertisements and affiliate sites filling up the screen. Users may also notice that the unique content is sandwiched between the network and the bonus sites, possibly giving them the impression that the content is not really the main focus of the site. Although the network sites may be awesome, users may not be getting what they actually paid for, which are the double penetration pictures videos.
The videos can be viewed using Windows Media Player with choices ranging from low, medium, and high quality, and QuickTime at a high quality. They can be viewed from the browser or downloaded in .wmv format, whatever fits your fancy. Also, stills from the videos can be viewed from the pictures section of each model page.
The site design of White Apple Booty isn’t something to scream about. In fact, judging from the way the content is sprawled across the screen with little or no text at all, the homepage does not make much of an impression. Then again, the site is not heavy on images, which is a big plus because images only bog down the loading time of the site. Ultimately, the site design is indeed simple and effective, but marred by bland and unattractive colors.
Clicking on one of their models would bring you to a standard host of options for viewing the videos. The scene with the model is divided into more or less seven clips, each clocking in at around five minutes. The clips have been via using Windows Media Play, with three options for quality (low, medium, and high) or QuickTime, with only high quality as its only choice for viewing.
Three options can be chosen for those interested in becoming a member: a 3-day trial worth $4.97, then $34.75 for every 30 days after, a 30-day recurring membership worth $29.97, and a 90-day non-recurring membership worth $59.95. Payments can be made via credit card, telephone, check, or International Pay Per Minute. Aside from the site, users would be granted access to a host of bonus sites from different niches for additional pleasure!
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