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Membership Price: $4.95 for 3 days, $29.95 for 30 days, $59.95 for 90 days Overall Score: 80/100 Content Quality 8/10 Site Design 7/10 Navigation 8/10 Updates Score 8/10 Content Amount 7/10 Price vs Content 7/10 Unique Content 12/15 Video Downloads 3/5 Visit Gagging Whores

Gagging Whores Review:

I once viewed a video of a bunch of pornies appearing in a Howard Stern project called Porn Factor, and one of the tasks the ladies had to do was see how far their throats can take a foot-long sausage. Obviously, the one who won that round had no gag reflex to speak of, but here at Gagging Whores com, it’s all about the retching, gullet-tickling fun. Otherwise, why bother ramming several cocks down a slut’s esophagus all at once, if her eyes won’t turn red from the strain and her salivary glands go into overdrive?

Misogyny at its best, and don’t we just love it. There are a current 49 updates, all with two sets of still image galleries and some episodes with a trailer thrown in. Perhaps owing to the site’s modest archive, the presence of 900 x 600 pixel high-res photos is now a given for all the episodes, and zipped and slideshow enhanced, to boot. Videos are available only as a series of 5-minute clips in WMV and MPEG formats for high and low quality. If the updates don’t seem burp-worthy for you at the moment, bear in mind that your membership for Gagging Whores is good for over 40 Meat Members sites, most, if not all, of which are some of the most exclusive hardcore shit you’ll ever come across your short life as a perv.

So it’s multiple face-fucking all the way, with these comely whores gagging for the cocks, literally and figuratively. Janessa, a particular favorite because she’s one gal who will try everything once in the glorious name of porn, excels in some serious sucking and dripping facial finale here. It’s great that the de rigueur slut makeup includes mascara that runs at the slightest hint of moisture—all the better to give these bitches the streaky, just-spooged look for added nastiness. Never mind that all the action happens in their mouths, tongues, and tonsils. This is one oral project you’ll swallow whole just for its raunchiness.

Gagging Whores could use some growth spurt at the moment to make this one a keeper, but it’s off to a good “head” start with generous extras, nice-looking still images, thoughtful enough video formats, and a model roster that doesn’t balk at the sight of multiple penises to swallow.

Models: Leah Leoni, Delilah, Monica, Alex, Kayla, Roxie, Melissa, Lexy, Ivy, Nina, Dani, Betty, Samantha, Caramel, Diana, Lola, Jenn, Harley Rider, Mandy More, Rikki, and many more.

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4 Oz. Bounce

Ooh, baby. Nothing can be more intoxicating than a 4 oz. bottle of fine malt liquor splattered all over a super fine pair of ass cheeks. Oh, and some fried chicken too, to complete the feast. Looks like 40 Oz. Bounce com is any hot-blooded dude’s dream weekend wank fodder, if my boyfriend’s reaction is anything to judge by. He likes big butt and he cannot lie, and I know you do, too.

The amount of calories notwithstanding, there are only 16 updates as of this review, owing largely (I hope) to the site’s new-ness. Each one comes with a set of high-res photos, beautifully crisp at 900 x 600 pixels and zipped for convenience. Videos, meanwhile, are available as full length movies and as clips, with the former downloadable at an upwards of 300 MB, and the latter at around 30 MB for high or low quality, in WMV and MPEG formats. Quality is great. I cannot emphasize that enough. The camera man excelled with great angles of the bubble butts in this site, and some pretty creative take-off points add to the whole viewing enjoyment.

Porn Pros itself is a relatively new network that, IMHO, could do with a better navigation scheme to present the goods in an easier way to match the creative and colorful lay-out. Right now, my biggest complaints about it would have to do with the provision (or lack thereof) of back buttons to get between pages, and the amount of scrolling down it takes to see all of the updates. Also, there’s a button for More Girls that just gives me the run-around because it reverts to the 2nd page of models.

That said, here are more great reasons to sign up as a member to 4 Oz. Bounce, aside from the booze, the cooze, and the big-ass bootays (ranging from vanilla, chocolate, to anything in-between). There are half a dozen same username/password access to sites like 18 Years Old, Euro Humpers, Real Ex Girlfriends, etc. You can enjoy the same quality videos presented in this exclusive network, which speaks volumes. And nowhere else can you see slicked down, liquor-sprayed, hard-fucked, gang-banged porn star butts like in here. It’s something else, I tells ya.

Get your fill of quality big asses and a burp-worthy booze shower for the ultimate boy’s night in at 40 Oz. Bounce. More bodacious samples to up the bacchanalian buffet here.

Models: Delotta Brown, Melrose Foxx and Rachel Ryan, Brianna Love, Maria Bellucci, Alexis Texas, Jenny Hendrix, Sandra Romaine, Hershey, Claire Dames, Shya Styles, Roxy Ray, Lorena Sanchez, Kelly Devine, Britney Stevens, Delilah Strong, Luscious Lopez.

Deep Throat Love

How deep is your love? Is it a glans-tickling shallow, or, like the sluts’ in Deep Throat Love com, is it gullet-rubbing with tons of saliva thrown in with the whole deal? If it’s the former, don’t despair–help is on the way. This is one gag-on-the-blowjob site that doesn’t only present oral and hardcore moments, but also tutorials should you be interested in learning the art of the deep throat. As the tour page cutely pitches the site, Deep Throat Love is all about “teaching the world how to give better blowjobs.”

While it sounds like a manual at best, a quick glance at the creatively laid-out intro pages will tell anyone this is anything but. Deep Throat Love has got sections for tutorials, deepthroat, hardcore, and cumshots in its tour page—which also serve as the site’s menu. Inside, things aren’t as segregated, but rest assured each of the 24 current updates have all of the promised goods, though I honestly think the tour page has better navigation features than the member’s area. Too much scrolling down is required to see all the episodes, and a model index would’ve helped.

Still, getting to the main contents are as easy as swallowing saliva. Buttons for videos and pictures yield what you’re looking for–high-res photo sets at 600 x 800 pixels, and downloadable videos in full length and as clips (WMV and MPEG formats for high and low connections).

While I find little to complain about the site’s navigation scheme, I noticed that there aren’t any back buttons for each page. So when the site expands its archives, I’m predicting there will be a bit of a hassle jumping from one page to another, aside from wearing your finger to the bone scrolling down for the updates.

As for actual content, if you’re an oral purist who doesn’t want any hardcore to besmirch his blowjob fetish, Deep Throat Love might prove to be a disappointment. The bitches here, apart from demonstrating their deepthroating abilities with anything from sausages to fresh produce to dildos through to cocks, turn up their bottoms to get fucked in the cooch and ass. But don’t go stomping away in disgust just yet, because the way the gals swallow long, thick things without busting a tonsil could rival any sword swallower with how things disappear down their throat inch by glorious inch. I’m telling you, the site wasn’t kidding about the “length and breadth” of these pretty sluts’ oral talent (aside from their hardcore fucking skills).

And while the main archive isn’t as long or turgid as one would hope it to be, Deep Throat Love comes part and parcel of 7 same username/password sites like 40 Oz. Bounce, 18 Years Old, Euro Humpers, Freaks of Cock, etc. There are also dozens of other bonus sites thrown in with your membership.

Deep Throat Love makes good of its promise by teaching us a thing or two how to Linda Lovelace it. I think it’s also great that the site goes beyond BJs and exploits its model roster’s talents to the hilt by using their other holes to swallow cock. Gag on that!

Models: Sarah Vandela, Dakota Brookes, Shyla Stylez, Holly Wellin, Sasha Gray, Aline, Jaelyn Fox, McKenzie Miles, Jaclyn Case, Angelina Valentine, Veronica Rayne, Maya Hills, Annette Schwarz, Claire Dames, Nadia Styles, Marsha Lord, Daisy Marie, Eva Angelina, Leah Wilde, Harmony, Ava Devine.

Abuse Her Ass

One can always argue that anal is already a form of ass abuse, but just look at that gaping corn hole to the left. It’s as elastic as a rubberband and ten times as nasty. Abuse Her Ass com boasts of the most pluggable asses in the porn biz, with thick stunt cocks doing the dirty job. And boy, do they ever do the dirty job!

The archive’s pretty modest with 18 current updates, though. And while most of the episodes feature full length downloading for WMV, MPEG, and iPod formats, I noticed a couple are available for streaming only. Contents being DVD-derived, there aren’t proper still image galleries to have with the movies. Also, there’s no way of knowing if the site is planning to swell up its archive with more updates, given that there aren’t any update news or info of any kind within Abuse Her Ass, or for the whole Real Porn Access network for that matter. A little consistency will go a long way, especially for a site with such a daring premise as this.

The model roster, though not exclusive to either site or network, is something else. The hand-picked sluts don’t seem to think that anal is something you ease into; rather, the stunt cocks just ram it home where the sun don’t shine any which way, tenderness be damned. Abuse Her Ass features gaping cornholes courtesy of fingers, toys, and some good old fashioned DP that leave these bitches with major ass tulips. The threesome episodes especially reinforce the abuse part of the deal, with all holes invaded and not just the anus. Suffice to say the anal enthusiasts might still be feeling the love even after all these months.

Now, while the 18 updates might leave you gasping for more, best remember that Real Porn Access is a multi-site offering thousands of DVD titles in its database, along with 48 bonus sites (of which Abuse Her Ass is part and parcel of) with just one membership. That ought to take your mind off your pain.

Ass you like it. Abuse Her Ass has the sexiest asses to wreck with the most unrelenting plonkers, and if you want a sample of all the action, simply click here for more.

Models: Katja Kassin, Emma Jade, Jamie Brooks, Naudia Nyce, Sarah James, Monice Sweetheart, Julie Night, Alicia Rhodes, Sally Rodeo, Ashley Blue, Taylor Lynn, Jayna Oso, Rio Mariah, Joanna Angel, Holly Wellin, Miss Arroyo, Alex Devine, Britney Madison.

18 Inches Of Pain

Some girls just can’t wean themselves from that favorite childhood confection, the Tootsie Roll. Girls grow into full-blown sluts, and their sweet tooth grows accordingly, this time making room for Tootsie Rolls that might prove harder to swallow. 18 Inches Of Pain com is all about cunt-wrecking ebony cocks that cream with a little hardcore coaxing from petite vanilla sluts, and even if swallowing is on the menu, you’ll most likely see them do more things with these chocolate logs apart from that.

Okay, I take that back. It takes a whole lot of coaxing, judging from the preview images.

This is, obviously, primarily a big cock site with interracial and hardcore as sub-niches. Combined, it’s pretty formidable as a stand-alone offering, though 25 current updates might not prove as lengthy as the stunt cocks involved here. Still, the Real Porn Access mult-site bonus can’t be beat, plus the database of DVD titles running into the thousands (never mind that they’re not exclusive) is nothing short of staggering.

Another great thing about the network is that it’s on its toes to provide a more navigable lay-out and better user interface, with a nifty slider feature for the full length streaming videos to allow skipping ahead or going back to certain scenes. Also, the movies come in a nice variety of formats for downloading (WMV, MPEG, and even iPod). Alas, there still aren’t any proper still image galleries to speak of except for the episode previews, which look suspiciously smaller in 18 Inches of Pain compared to its other sister sites’ thumbs.

The interracial part of the deal gets more obvious in updates that feature threesomes, especially those that tackle DP as the entree. Nothing can be hornier than the sight of two huge schlongs (though not quite 18 inches, if my inexpert eye is to be relied on) ramming a petite white bitch’s pelvic area like a couple of ebony pistons. Episodes come equipped with a bit of individual story, lifted from DVD interracial series like Gangland, King Dong, I Love It Black, etc. Pretty entertaining as take-off points, but there’s no doubt the appeal of every full length movie here is when the stunt cocks rear their turgid, swollen heads to fuck white cunt.

Oh, I should mention that some threesomes have two white chicks and one big black boner, which is pretty interesting. I mean, if the site stuck with the 18 inch premise, these two blonde ho’s would still have a formidable 9 inches of man meat each should they share things 50/50 (not that I’m advocating any John Wayne Bobbitt action or anything).

So while the sluts here may be feeling the pain only after their shoot is under wraps, and even if 18 inches might be an exaggeration on someone’s part, there’s no doubt that these are some of the most humongous black cocks you’ll see in your short life as a perv. 18 Inches of Pain offers a showcase of those in its tour page in case you want to do your own measuring–simply click here.

Models: Brynn Brooks, Crystal Ray, Cytherea, Kinzy Jo and Michelle Sweet, Belladonna, Stacy Thorn, Nautica, Lacey, Lucy, Mika, Venus, Autumn, Delilah Stone, Cameron James, Sierra Sage, Sophia, Kayla, Teoni, Jackie Moore, Austin O’Riley, Cherie, Maxxx, Miko Lee, Candi.

Shemale Ambush

The appeal of shemales is largely down to the fact that they’ve got the best of both worlds, for lack of a better term. Chicks with dicks, sluts with nuts, Queenies with weenies (okay, so I just made that last one up)–whatever you end up calling them, they are in a class of their own in the porn biz. I’ve also discovered that what works best for the shemale niche is the surprise factor. For instance, you have a lovely-looking lady, statuesque and with curves in all the right places, and a stunt cock that’s got the major hornitos for all that junk. A bit of intro, a seductive striptease, and voila! The shemale dick comes out to play. Now that’s what Shemale Ambush com is all about.

The site specializes in Latina trannies, so you can bet your balls these ladyboys got the best plastic surgery in the planet to make them replicas of beauty pageant contestants. Too bad there are only 14 updates, with no info if and when the site will be coming up with more. Videos are available for full streaming in WMV for 2 connection options, and can be downloaded in WMV, MPEG, and iPod formats. Each streaming video holds a nifty slider feature for when you want to jump or go back to certain scenes any time.

There also aren’t any proper still image galleries to speak of, though the preview images provided are passably clear and entertaining. I don’t need to say that Shemale Ambush’s contents are DVD-derived, mostly from the Transsexual Heartbreakers series, so asking for high-res photos at this point might be a tall order.

Speaking of tall orders…did someone ask for a long dong with his chick?

What’s great about most of the Shemale Ambush updates is the fact that some are shot outdoors to lend fudgepacking scenes that tropical flair. Needless to say, with the shemale niche you can fully expect not just Latina ladyboys with names like Patricia, Pietra, Agata, et al prettyposing and flexing their tranny bits, but also a whole plethora of shemale hardcore goodies like anal, oral, rimming, ass-to-mouth, and even threesomes.

This site looks to be the only one in the shemale niche among the 48 bonus site of Real Porn Access, though it is by no means the only one in the gigs upon gigs of its DVD database. Still, it’s a rare thing in an index of mostly heterosexual hardcore and fetish treats, so it’s good to take a long, hard, turgid look at what Shemale Ambush has to offer now.

So it might not be crawling with tranny content at the moment, but the extras can’t be beat. For more Shemale Ambush samples, click here.

Models: Daniele, Agata, Patricia, Pietra, Alicinah, Michelle, Giovana, Carmen, Alexa, Aline, Jennifer, Monica, Fernanda, Patricia.

Smoking Foxes

It’s not uncommon for people to light up a fag after a good fuck, but Smoking Foxes com managed to conjoin the two vices in a smoking-slash-oral fetish site done POV-style. Talk about combining gullet and lung power in the name of smut. This Real Porn Access site integrates hardcore to really amp up the wank factor with its 16 current updates that are available for streaming and downloading in full for WMV, MPEG, and iPod formats. Now, if the state of the archive isn’t making you a happy wanker, bear in mind that you have full access to the multisite’s 1500+ strong DVD archive and 48 network sites, non-exclusive titles notwithstanding. Real Porn Access has some pretty kick-ass niches in its index.

All the DVD-derived streaming videos of Smoking Foxes now have a great “slider” feature for when you want to skip ahead or go back to certain scenes. IMHO, this makes up for the site’s lack of proper still image galleries, and anyway, the episode thumbs are passably clear and tell the tale.

Ye-es, apart from smoking poles with their slims, these comely chicks get drilled POV-style, too. So for those who are likely to chafe under the strain of pure BJing, take heart. The sluts here spread their legs and puff on ciggies while their puffy bits receive cock thoroughly. Intros are pure camwhoring moments layered with a fine dusting of…Muzak. Honestly. When I streamed some of the vids, I felt like I was in a sleazy lounge waiting to get picked up by equally sleazy old geezers. In others, it was techno to the core. But I digress…

After the gals regale us with their smoking skills, the suck-and-fuck-a-thon ensues. Note: the cigarette stays clutched between their dainty fingers as they smoke and fuck the stunt cock. I can’t emphasize enough what a “stroke” of genius this POV angle is, especially for those who’ve had fantasies of screwing a smoker (or two) but can’t stand the smell of a cig. Suffice to say the shots are great, well-lit, and spotlights the Smoking Foxes and their unhealthy habits really well.

There ought to be a Surgeon General’s warning that smoking can cause lesbianism, cum-swallowing, masturbation, etc. Plenty more where that came from with Smoking Foxes‘ samples, click here and cough and fap away.

Models: Eva Angelina, Crystal Ray, Olivia O’Lovely, Austin O’Riley, Lauren Phoenix, Lacey, Kaylani Lei, Alexis Malone, Naudia Nice, Trinity and Roxy, Sativa Rose, Tory Lane, Nautica Thorn, Kianna, Avena Lee, Keri Sable.

Frank Wank

Who or what in the porn world is a Frank Wank? For starters, Frank Wank com is an eponymously-named Meat Members site, telling the lurid tale of a leopard print-bedecked coat and hat-clad cad who hunts sluts to scam for a fuck. He’s garbed that way because he thinks there are bimbos who believe that’s how porn agents dress up, not in silk pajamas like Hugh Hefner.

Oh well, can’t argue with a dude who’s come up with more than 160 updates for his site now, can you? Besides the WMV and MPEG video clips, there are (hurrah! hurrah!) high-res photo sets and vid caps galleries with each update, zipped and slide show-enhanced. Looks like Meat Members finally decided to fill up the disappointing void, at least for this site, with nice-looking 600 x 900 pixel photos, and trailers for most of the updates.

Super-agent Frank Benjamin, looking like an ageing escaped feline from the local zoo, gets into the pants of so many dumb Doras that it makes me wonder if Pimp-sign blings work as well on old white geezers as they do on black rappers. Apparently they do, because Frank Wank gets to use his corny porn agent spiel, have the bitches fall for it, then shoot himself POV-style getting down and dirty with the hapless ho’s. Sure, the formula’s old hat as far as trick ‘em-and’dick ‘em reality spins go, but the hardcore action can’t be beat. Blowjobs, hard fucking, facials, sex toy play, even rimming are on the menu, and the sluts range from porn star-pretty to streetwalker-skanky. A nice hodgepodge of whoredom, in other words.

Now, just in case an overdose of Frank-ness is looming on the horizon for you, count your lucky stars that membership to his site means access to all the other Meat Members network sites–around 45 of them in various niches. Even if this pimp is out to screw sluts over in his premise, rest assured you won’t be getting the same treatment but will feel like your cup runneth over with such a generous network, instead.

While it may be all about the Benjamins for Frank Wank, it’s not farfetched that you’ll hit the jerk-off jackpot with this site. For more samples of how he does his pimpin’, click here.

Models: Millian Bleu, Priva, Niki Vonn, Adriana Neveah, Lena Hawkins, Anna Lee, Courtney James, Misti Love, Jerri Lee, Tia Thomas, Sidney Kohl, Tryme, Jessica Bangkok, Carmella Santiago, Evie, Avery Page, Vicky Torres, Courtney Page, Lana Croft, Rosario Stone, Alexis Love, Cody Lane, Rayne Rodriguez, Lela Starr, Renee Cruz, Leah Jaye, Isabelle Summers, Veronique Vega, Angel Valentine, Christina Aguchi, Kea Kulani, Charlie May, Tyra Moore, Miko Sinz, Aurora Jolie, Laurie Vargas, Haylee Le, Evelyn Lin, Chrissy Moon, Adriana Faust, Jassie, Keymore Cash, Cassandra, Mindy Lee, Alyanna Love, Alicia Angel, Havanna Ginger, Honey, Jade Hsu, Brooklyn, Cherry, Tera, Taylor, Samantha, Chloe, Naudia Nice, Kaylani, Giovana, Luna, Malaysia, Cassie, Venus, Bella Maria, Devon, Domino, Sinstar, Bambi, Alex, Jennifer Love, Tina, Dia, Mason, Charlie, Soma, Brooke, Rhonda Lee, Ice La Fox, Lucy Thai, Sabina, Lena, Lyla Lei, Haley Young, Veronika, Fire, Jelica Jae, Nautica Thorn, Chiquita Lopez, Laurency, Lilly Thai, Vanessa, Cankies, Nyla Thai, Alexia, Sativa Rose, Mary Jane, Carmen Hayes, Nikki Loren, Vanilla Skye, Jordan O’Neil, Sammie, Christina, Ava Ramone, Kat, Dezeray, Megan Martinez, Gaby, Monique, Jasmine Byrne, Dasha, Asia, Katin, Lani Lei, Dani, Chanelle Chavez, Jackie Diaz, Shailee, Sophia, Cole Conners, Alektra Blue, Jamie Elle, Viktoria Sweet, Katrina Kay, Gia Paloma, Daisy Tattoo, Dillian Lauren, Tia Sweet, Mya Luana, Gianna Jolynn, Pink, Vivica Charms, Sanita, Jamie Huxley, Gigi, Michelle Maylene, Toni Chavez, Delilah Strong, Mika Tan, Stephie Thai, Loni, Marquetta Jewel, Naomi, Dasani, Kina Kai, Jessie Summers, Kamilla, Jenaveve Jolie, Franchezca, Lacie Heart, Dana Vespolli, Danielle, Ashley Marie, Jenna Presley, Sabara, Molly, Azalea Lee, Lorena, Isis Love, Eva Lopez, Ryaan Reynolds, Crystal Ray.

Facial Cum Targets

Money shots are called such because they cum after a long, maybe not so leisurely porn “transaction” that takes up considerate time, effort, and skills. Also, they’re what smut directors call out when a cum shot’s been launched and splattered to wrap up production, meaning they can finally concentrate on making some moolah out of the footage.

The way Facial Cum Targets‘ been done, methinks someone’s rolling in cash like a happy camper right now. With 57 current updates and one more cum shot slut waiting in the wings, the site looks to be on its slippery toes with providing face-dripping fun as only Meat Members knows how. The most recent update happened just a couple of weeks ago, and the “coming soon” one is promised in a few days. Too bad there’s no trailer accompanying that to look forward to, because surprisingly, most of the other updates bear trailers (though not all). Also, the high-res galleries contain 600 x 900 pixel photos in zip files and viewable by a slide show. Finally! Meat Members has paid enough attention to one of their sites to provide what they promise for all of their updates.

No full length movies to accompany full length dicks, alas, but the POV angles are something else (if you like a little vicarious suck-off with your hot slut). You can opt to stream or download them in WMV or MPEG clips, and rate episodes accordingly should you want to see some of your faves make it to the top rated panel in the main index page. Facial Cum Targets doesn’t rely on too much take off points and gimmickry to tell the whole sticky, sordid tale, but nevertheless excels in some pretty raunchy CUs and long shots for when the players want to veer slightly away from pure BJing into some actual drilling.

Now, while some purist fellatio fanatics will argue that Facial Cum Targets cheats on the premise of an oral site specializing in messy finales, I think it’s actually a good thing that there’s variety involved. Actual fucking (even a tit-fuck) is a refreshing change of pace for straight oral updates that cum one after the other, and since all updates are exclusive to the network, I don’t think there’s any basis to feel shortchanged. Besides, with the hotness factor of the facial Felisas here, someone’s bound to get screwed in the coochie at some points, right?

What matters is that Facial Cum Targets com delivers its promised money shots, and what great finales they are after a heavy round of boner-bobbing! Add to that the network-wide access to the rest of the sites upon membership, and you might just get glued to your chair for months. For more tacky-faced tarts and their oral manipulations, click here.

Models: Lady Armani, Barbie, Christine Alexis, Eve Taylor, Jessica Valentino, Chastity Rain, Jerri Lee, Barbie Addison, Elizabeth del Mar, Jordan Ashley, Faith Grant, Stacy Cash, Andrea Summer, Claire James, Taylor Rain, Aimee Tyler, Shi Reeves, Alexa Von Tess, Faith Leon, Ashley Marie, Naomi Cruz, Julie Knight, Indiana Summer, Rachel and Lexi, Chelsea Ray, Crystal, Morgan, Karina, Tayler Lynn, Marli Jane, Austin, Leyla Lei, Skylar, Bebe, Autumn Rose, Violet, Melissa, Miki, Sunshine, Tara, Cindy, Amanda, Beth, Gabriella Banks, Lillian Lee, Lisa Marie, Carolyn, Cherry, Chrissy, Claire, Candy, Amber, Ashlyn, Bree.

Drool My Load

Actually, there’s such a thing as semen therapy which advocates downing a “healthy” dose of cum shake on a regular basis to gain all the benefits of such. Drool My Load com doesn’t have such lofty ambitions, but sticks to the tried-and-tested formula of combining an oral slut, a turgid dick, and a substantial amount of spooge to cum gargle with, before swallowing. As the funky, colorful tour page says it: “You used to drool for them, now they drool for you!”

There are currently over 30 drool-worthy episodes done mostly POV-style, and with segmented clips to accompany vid caps of the scenes. While we’re on the subject of still images, only a handful of the updates bear high-res photo sets, while the rest show up empty yet again. Same goes for the trailers–some have it, some don’t. Inconsistency is fast becoming Meat Members’ waterloo, I guess. Anyway, movies are available for streaming and downloading for WMV or MPEG formats, but with no full lengths provided.

Update frequency is erratic at best, with the most recent one done a month prior to this review. Drool My Load thankfully became part of the network’s lay-out revamping, so all pertinent links and thumbs are in place to make navigation easy-peasy. Going back and forth from the Meat Members main portal is as easy as a click of a button, should you want to take a gander at the 45 bonus sites that cum with your membership here. Drool over that if you must.

So this is the pitstop if you’re in the mood for sluts who spit and swallow at the same time. After some hot few minutes of intro involving a girl stripping down to her bare essentials and maybe diddling herself for the cam, a few hot minutes of face fucking, again usually in POV, ensue. When the spooge comes rushing out, the slut in attendance goes to town gargling the jizz in her willing mouth, spits it into a container and then downs it again, or just lets it overflow like white lava out of her pie hole. Nasty stuff, and compelling to boot. All that’s missing is a toothbrush and a kinky demonstration of cum brushing, and Drool My Load will be fully loaded with raunchy jizz-play.

If you find that Drool My Load has a burp-worthy premise, haul ass over to its colorful tour page to see more great samples of man-goo garglers by clicking here.

Models: Mya Luana, Holly, Victoria Raven, Raquel Amante, Maria Lopez, Flower, Daphne Rosen, Cameron James, Bianca, Holly Day, Heather, Misty Mendez, Kitty, Addison Rose, Cherry Lane, Envy, Cytherea, Sophia, Naudia Styles, Shawnie, Shawna Banks, Pandora Dreams, Angela, Faith Lamore, Jessica May, Juliana, Lee Ann, Viktorie, Lil’Bit, Stephanie.

Caught On Spy Cams

Nowadays everyone’s a camwhore. You step into any public internet hub, and people are webcam chatting like it’s their new vocation. Networking sites have become virtual photo albums for the conceited and the attention whores, with mug shots that can rival Hollywood’s DUI freaks at any given time. It’s a me, me, me world, privacy be damned.

Oh, but over at Caught On Spy Cams com, privacy is damned. The fact that the people whose footages are being shown supposedly don’t know that they’ve been filmed ups the vicarious thrill. Thank goodness that for every camwhore, there’s a voyeur-slash-Peeping Tom to appreciate the effort being exerted. Caught On Spy Cams exploits this premise to the hilt, and I do mean “exploit” (assuming that the footages were obtained for free without the “actors’” consent, yadda yadda). Technical nitpicks aside, there are 20 updates for the site, with no date or info as to the frequency of episodes. There’s a promise of 100% authenticity (meaning non-scripted, non-acted) with regard to content.

So, shall we go in with a grain of salt, pervs?

Caught On Spy Cams features anything from horny office workers doing the deed, parking lot security personnel getting free blowjobs, lesbians diddling the dai-dai, massage parlor extra “services”…heck, even revenge-type footages those tacky expose TV shows will kill for. It’s pretty compelling stuff, making me thankful that I don’t work in a coporate set-up with a communal pantry, where I might just find my yogurt cup reeking of vengeful girlie piss.

But surely it isn’t a crash course in beverage hi-jacking for disgruntled employees such as yourself that you are here for? Kinky smut scenes abound, and as mentioned, it’s office sex that seems to be a fave for the mean red eye of a security or spy cam to scope. Scripted or not, directed or not, unbenkowest to the players or not, this is still pretty compelling stuff as far as voyeurism goes. I mean, it’s one thing to watch other people fuck each others’ brains out until the director yells “cut!”, and another thing altogether when a couple ruts away, blissfully oblivious of an audience.

Videos stream and can be downloaded in full for a good variety of options: WMV, MPEG, and iPod. There aren’t any proper still image galleries that hold a full set of either high-res or screen caps, but the thumbs per episode tell a good story anyway, aided by a scene summary. What the site can offer on top of your voyeuristic kicks would be a pass that gives gigs upon gigs of DVD porn access, as well as 48 bonus Real Porn Access sites, of which Caught On Spy Cams is part of.

Caught On Spy Cams gives a sufficient glimpse of those moments when people are caught with their pants down (and then some). See more samples of unintentional porn moments by clicking here for free pics and videos.

Double Anal Plugged

Just so DP fans (like yours truly) won’t get confused mid-wank, Double Anal Plugged com lays heavy emphasis on two dicks invading a slut’s poopchute at once. In other words, it’s DP, but it utilizes the stink instead of the pink for very nasty reasons (which we all love, anyway).

At this point, lots of pervy eyebrows might be raising because double anal is not something any old porn star can boast of having in her pornfolio. Still, the site has a very modest archive of 14 updates containing some prolific anal stars like AVN awardee Aurora Snow, so I’m willing to stave off doubts for now as to whether or not this butt-cracking phenomenon can be achieved more than a dozen times over in the site. Videos mostly stream in full for low or high connection speeds, and I say “mostly” because some updates allow downloading for a variety of formats, specifically for WMV, MPEG, and iPod.

Since contents are DVD-derived, don’t expect high-res photo galleries, or any proper picture sets for that matter. Good thing the preview thumbs are vid caps that look good and are clear enough to appreciate, if solely for their horn-inducing anal-DP showcase.

With Double Anal Plugged comes a treasure trove of really raunchy Real Porn Access sites, a nice enough consolation prize to make up for the scant main contents of this anal site. There are gigs upon gigs of multi-niched porn goodness in this multisite, categorized alphabetically for convenience and bearing the covers of the DVDs they were taken from. This takes some of the sheen off Double Anal Plugged’s stand-alone contents, but as far as I can tell, it’s the only one of its kind that features slutty poop chutes being tag-teamed to Kingdom Cum by a couple or more stunt cocks.

On that note, at least, Double Anal Plugged is quite unique. The gals are prolific poopster popsies. Except for a couple of them that I can’t discern more closely, most look to be genuinely doubly shtupped up the ass in one go. Curly-haired Audrey Hollander, in particular, plays the double anal guru queen with some of the chicks in here, guiding and goading them into loosening up their sphincter muscles to accommodate at least two meat sticks up there. Needless to say, I am impressed (claims of first time anal DP notwithstanding).

Served up with horny garnishings of BDSM, extreme oral, interracial, cum shots, and other delicious smut tidbits, Double Anal Plugged, at the very least, has anal in every scene as promised. Click here for the bountiful buffet of nastiness in the tour page.

Models: Bridgette Kerkove, Ariana Jollee, Ashley Blue, Jasmine Lynn, Melissa Lauren, Kelly Wells, Lyla Lei, Audrey Hollander, Tyla Wynn, Aurora Snow, Jessica Dee, Jasmine Lynn.

If you like this site you might want to checkout 2 in the stink as well

Double Plugged

This reviewer is on a roll with a nice list of DP sites queued up on her list *rubs hands in glee*. This time, Double Plugged com rears its two-headed glans, courtesy of RealPornAccess, and a plethora of pretty sluts with pluggable holes. A brief backgrounder: RealPornAccess is a multisite with a staggering current 1559 DVD titles to its name to date, translating into over 1600 gigs of porn. Logging in as a member will bring you to an index page holding alphabetically arranged categories from amateur to gangbangs through to toys. Pretty much all the popular niches are covered, basically.

Double Plugged is actually part and parcel of the 48 bonus sites you’ll get with one pass. As a stand-alone site, it’s got a modest archive with just 18 current updates, with discernibly non-exclusive content. Videos are available for full length streaming mostly, in WMV format for high and low speeds. The site does have a few updates available for downloading in a variety of options: WMV in three connection qualities, MPEG, and even iPod. Those, however, are few-and-far-between and require a closer investigation to ferret out from the mere streaming ones. And while those are sweet options, consistent content delivery and downloading provision wouldn’t hurt the site any.

Speaking of hurt, the owwie factor of Double Plugged can’t be denied, but with a professional cast and killer post-production skills, my hard disk is now smiling from some of the best DP scenes it’s seen in its short life. The gals here rock. They take to cock like it’s their birthright (and I wouldn’t be surprised if it is) and look good in the whole process. I was actually surprised because most of the models here are pretty familiar, but come with a different sheen and glow in the Double Plugged episodes. A tip of the hat to excellent camera work and lighting.

This is why it’s unfortunate that the site doesn’t come with proper still image galleries, of the kind that would make belting wallpapers or screensavers had they been high-res. But since contents are DVD-derived, the preview thumbs look to be video captures, albeit nicely-sized ones and passably clear. Plus, the scene summaries with each upate are pretty good.

And oh, Double Plugged has a tour page lay-out that mirrors what pervs will see in the members area. To see thumpin’ big preview pics and a sample vid of double-dicking, click here.

Models: Chiquita Lopez, Heidi Besk, Brandy Lyons, Nikki Hunter, Dana Vespoli, Kelly Wells, Ariana, Barbara Summer, Shayna Knight, Vanessa Lane, Victoria Sinn, Mia Bangg, Sunny Jay, Julie Night, Lea Stevenson, Jennifer S, Stacy Thorn, Lucy Lee.

Double Diper

At long fucking last, I come across a Meat Members site in my review list that features unapologetic and totally depraved double penetration, my favorite porn niche. Double Diper com specializes in two-holes-in-one-go hardcore, and it’s pretty interesting country from the index page alone. I have to say though, it’s a big let down for a fan like myself to count just 19 current updates, and with the latest one dating back to November 2006 —>insert disappointed emoticon here<—

And yet, if one is to look closely (and believe me, I did), the number of models appearing per update, plus the fact that everything is raunchy from the get-go ought to matter a lot. Interestingly enough, some updates actually have high-res photo sets to augment the zipped video captures, but that requires some investigating of your own because a lot still don’t have them. Same goes for the movie trailers, but at least you can glean from the updates index which ones have them and which don’t, because of the links provided. All in all, Meat Members’ irregular updates and inconsistent content delivery is hurting the potential of this site from the get-go, when the only things that should be a-hurtin’ here are the sluts’ pelvic regions and jaws.

Videos can’t be downloaded or streamed in full because they come as WMV and MPEG clips only, for high or low connection speeds. There’s an average of 6 segments per movie, and as with the still images, members can rate them from 1-10 to bump up the Top Rated Updates in the home page if they’re so inclined.

Double Dip’er is one Francesca Le’s pet project, simply because she herself loves getting it in both holes at the same time (I love this girl already). Putting together a powerhouse cast of DP sluts, she appears in the site several times in different updates. Let me tell you, the bitch can take it like a pro (which she is) and come back for seconds, even thirds (which she does). Sprinkled here and there in the double penetrating onslaught are some interracial, deepthroat, double blowjobs, cum gargling and swallowing, and just a little bit of everything to make a well-rounded smut buffet, basically.

Double Dip’er dips its two-headed wick in plenty of lovel ho-holes and goes full steam on the hardcore. For more sample movies and trailers, click here to visit the tour page. Access to all of the other Meat Members network sites upon membership.

Models: Staci Thorn, Dillian Laure, Barbara Summer, Francesca Le, Gen Padova, Rio Mariah, Gia Paloma, Kianna Lea, Luscious Lopez, Annie Cruz, Georgia Peach, Lauren Phoenix, Catalina, Venus, Alicia Rhodes, Austin O’Riley, Ariana Jollee, Katrina Kraven.

Dirty Fuck Dolls

Fuck dolls are there to get all depraved on, but the rubbery inflatable kind leave most men cold. I mean, they can’t suck back and talk dirty, can they? Fortunately, Meat Members is on hand to give pervs Dirty Fuck Dolls, the living, breathing, self-lubricating, cum-swallowing, tit-fuckable versions that are the very reason a lot of dudes resort to buying said fake fuck dolls in the first place.

Before we end up in a chicken-or-egg-type philosophical porn discussion, here are the site’s current stats in a nutshell: 59 updates, with the latest one done just a few days prior to this review. Trailers are available for most, but not all, of the updates. Same goes for the high-res picture sets–some episodes still have those pages showing up empty. All of the updates do hold video caps in zipped files and are viewable using a slide show, so there’s a semblance of consistency to look forward to. Membership to this site, as always, allows network-wide access to the rest of Meat Members’ sites.

What Dirty Fuck Dolls can boast of, at least as far as I can tell, is the gorgeousness of its model roster. Some of the gals are spotlighted alongside a stunt cock, but sheer pulchritude is what keeps episodes with two-girl tandems afloat. I am talking in particular of Melissa Lauren and Gia Jordan’s update, whose episode thumb just shows their head shots but will predictably get as much clicks as any naked, fucked-every-which-way model’s thumb just because they’re so dang beautiful (guess how I rated that particular update).

So on the “doll” aspect of the site, at least you know there’s truth in advertising. As for the dirty fuck part of the deal, let’s just say the site nixed all traces of tenderness even on its loveliest models. Threesomes, BDSM, gangbangs, anal, foursomes, bukkake, blowjobs that cause eye makeup to run….it’s like a Hieronymous Bosch painting in WMV and MPEG clips. This is where members can be grateful for the provision of high-res photos. Some of the scenes are unforgettably captured in 600 x 900 pixels, and though they’re not exactly of wallpaper dimensions, the clarity is something else at full size.

The premise that the gals were innocent prior to becoming the dirty whores that they are before their shoot is up is bollocks, but a chewy premise all the same. Clad in slut gear and made up like the porn stars that they are, I have to say Jamie Lynn Spears (Brit-Brit’s younger, underaged preggo sis) did a much better job at the innocent bit infinitely more than these girls can hope to try. But once the clapper signals them to do their stuff, they go to town earning the eponymously-titled site name by sucking and fucking the cocks (and coochies and toys) they were dealt with into oblivion.

Rough and raw hardcore treatment is what Dirty Fuck Dolls is all about. Take a longer gander at what these nasty sluts can do by clicking here.

Models: Kelly Leigh, Gabrielle, Nancy Vee, Mae Victoria, Paradise Long, Daryll Hannah, Kylie Worthy, Kayla Quinn, Elizabeth Rivers, Michelle, Brit, Dillian Lauren, Miss Arroyo, Mallorie Marx, Kelly Wells and Patricia Petite, Ariana Jollee, Allexis Malone and Victoria Sin, Cassie Young and Renee Pornero, Angela Stone, Veronica Jett, Sasha Knox, Leah Luv, Missy Monroe, Aaliyah Jollee, Jacqueline Summers, Luscious Lopez, Cindy Crawford, Crissy Cums, Lexi Hawk, Cassidy Blue, Riley Mason, Jessica Jammer, Naomi, Kat, Hailey Young, Vanessa Lane, Liv Wylder, Tiffany Taylor and Sativa Rose, Amber Wild, Tiffany Michaels, Brittany Andrews, Melissa Lauren and Gia Jordan, Courtney Simpson, Nikki Nevez, Shasta, Heidi Besk, Tyla Wynn, Lindsay Lane, Aaraly Barra, Holly and Alektra, Genesis Skye and Avy Lee Roth, Stacie Thorn, Deja Daire, Lauren Phoenix and Venus, Nikki Hilton, Taryn Thomas, Rachel Love.

Cum Filled Mouths

As Yoda would say it: “there is no spit, there is only swallow”.

Well, the Cum Filled Mouths sluts are taking that to heart (and to throat) by downing gallons of jizz that will give them strange flavored burps of protest not long after. Thing is, with the most recent update last pegged at July 2006 and a total of just 22 current cum-fed bitches, I sense some tummies (and turgid cocks) growling in protest here.

Kind of a sad thing too, because here we have a Meat Members site that finally offers 600 x 800 high-res photos in conjunction with the video captures, and there’s not nearly enough of those zipped goodness to get around. And, permit me to look a gift horse in the mouth, but some of those high-res pics aren’t even uploaded properly. I see sets that are sideways, and even with the slide show feature that’s a bit of a hassle to browse through without first rotating them right side up. And, talk about the grass being greener on the other side–some of the older updates don’t have video caps!

Also, trailers as bonus feature are erratic in the updates. Some have it, some don’t. Still no consistency in that aspect, as though the network has yet to make up its mind whether or not it wants to retain them. Anyway, the thumbs are present along with a scene summary, so that ought to work if you can’t decide whose Cum Filled Mouths you want to spooge into vicariously (I would suggest looking at the member-approved Top Rated Updates panel, though).

As always, movies aren’t full length but come in clips of WMV and MPEG format. An embedded player allows for streaming, with all clips being downloadable. The vid caps help to tell where the story stops and starts, so members can use that to guide their viewing. The contents are a nice mix of POV-style suck and fuck, with a pretty formulaic interview at the beginning, some chatting during, and the actual cum-swallowing toward the end. Most of the episodes look to be shot indoors, with none of the al fresco porn production Meat Members likes doing with its other sites.

Still, things go down relatively easy in Cum Filled Mouths if wank fodder is what you’re on the look-out for. Given the irregularity of its update schedule, I am hard-pressed to recommend this one as a stand-alone pay site. But as a bonus to the 45 site-strong Meat Members network, this makes for good jerk-off fare as any. I mean, it’s not farfetched that it could be the only cum-swallowing specialty site in the whole shebang.

Cum Filled Mouths make for a tasty smut experience. Sample some more sticky spooge desserts here.

Models: Kayla, Victoria Spencer, Makayla Cox, Christie Lee, Victoria Sin, Staci Thorn, Syvette, Britt and Taylor Cross, Rose, Natasha, Brittney Madison, Kathleen Kruz, Mason Storm, Venus, Emily Da Vinci, Summer Sweet, Erin Moore, Dilian Lauren, Sue Diamond, Nikki Nite, Porsha Blaze.

Cum Farters

Farting is something you do in the comfort of your own home. As for cum farting, it’s something not a lot of people do anywhere. Not unless you’re one of the Cum Farters, which means you do it a the drop of a hat. (Or, more appropriately, at the drop of a huge load up your poop chute).

This nasty piece of anal work from Meat Members glorifies what it calls “ass colored cum”. Yum-mee. With 51 updates and counting, this one seems destined to be a keeper. Except, of course, the promised high-res galleries again show up as empty as newly enema’d assholes. Also, I see bald spots in the updates with regard to trailer provision. At least the last update was roughly a month ago, and I’m not entirely sure if that’s reassuring because monthly updates aren’t exactly what I’d call regular.

Still…cum farting. Wow, the pervy mind fairly boggles with the notion.

Videos stream smoothly much like Maya Hills’ ass streams milky goodness over yonder, in a choice of WMV or MPEG clips. No full lengths here, but the clips do have thumbs that kind of tell the story visually. As is expected, the MPEG version comes off with the better quality, with the WMV ones providing faster download time. There’s a choice for low or high connection as well.

The Cum Farters recipe is versatile as far as getting to the actual flatulence-triggered spooge emission is concerned. For one thing, DP isn’t rare here. For another, anal is definitely a must. Between those two, anything pretty much goes, with deep blowjobs, group sex, huge sex toys, interracial fucking, and a host of other filthy goodness making an appearance, served up in amusing and creative ways. Suffice to say it’s a smut buffet with bareback jizzing as the main entree, with some of the sluts getting to snack on their own cum concoction. With a spoon yet.

Your smut cup runneth over with this ass-flavored nastiness. Fortunately, Cum Farters‘ got plenty more where that came from, see for yourself here.

Models: Mia Rose, Cody Lane, Tory Lane, Maya Hills, Aline, Amy Reid, Nikki Montana, Lucy Love, Angelina Crow, Jackie Moore, Lucy Anne, Judith and Barbara, Anastasia Christ, Liliane Tiger, Ellen Saint, Julie Silver, Kathy Anderson, Natali, Roxy and Tyla, Dora Venter, Laura and Angelina, Jessica, Janet Alfano, Lucy Lee, Veronika, Laura, Katja Kassin, Claudia Rossi, Teagan Presley, Jasmine Byrne, Courtney Cummz, Dilian Lauren, Riya Faltoyano, Dani Ricci, Kitty Sixx, Francesca, Aphrodite Night, Niki, Tera Joy, Keri Sable, Lucy Thai

Cream Filled Babez

A tart is infinitely tastier and more luscious if its cream filled; a pie more interesting to look at when topped with some of the stuff. Okay, so my food-and-slut metaphors suffer big time, but Cream Filled Babez is just begging for cliche analogies of the gourmet kind because it falls under the yummy, messy, extremely wankable cream pie niche.

Right now the site showcases 47 cream pie tartlets in dozens of alluring ways that always end up in cum-crammed holes. But that’s getting ahead of the story. Before all else, plenty of ways to coax a cream pie into dripping start with some good old-fashioned rutting, which could spell out premature ejaculation to a hapless wanker. Oh, and way before that, expect some horn-inducing stripteases and champion oral of the kind that can earn their own niches because they made such a production of them. The cream pie may be the end-all of this site, but the trip going there is pretty interesting in itself.

Now, for my beef with the site: the high-res galleries don’t have anything in them. Yet again. This is fast becoming something that Meat Members is known for, albeit in a not-so-good way. What gives? There are sites in the network that do have them, but most don’t. A little consistency will go a long way. Either fill up those high-res pages or get rid of that category altogether, is what I’m sayin’.

Also, there are just a few choice updates with trailers, and IMHO, trailers are great ways to glean what’s to cum in each episode. For instance, I saw one thumb with a brunette slut named Lyric being walked on a leash, and since leash sex is a particular favorite fetish curiosity, I clicked on the trailer and realized she stays strapped onto that thing in the duration of her shoot. Pretty hot stuff, that. Wish the other updates had trailers too, though.

Movies are segmented and are available as WMV and MPEG clips. The MPEGS are of better quality but could take more time to download than the WMV ones. The last episode was put up several months ago, and here’s hoping that Meat Members’ hot love oven won’t be running out of cream pies soon. It would be a pity would it were so.

There’s a variety of cream-filled cunt flavors here, from Vanilla to Oriental to Latin to Ebony. There’s hardly an episode that won’t score on the wank-o-meter, but some up the nastiness ante by featuring DP and other sub-niches like BDSM and giant sex toys. Endings are happy with either an anal or a pussy cream pie, but if you’re lucky enough to ferret them out by pure instinct, even both. With a good protein shot in the pie hole for good measure.

Cream Filled Babez is a burp-worthy feast of jerk-off fodder. See more dripping samples by clicking here.

Models: Naomi Cruz, Richelle Ryan, Isabella Dior, Lexi Bardot, Aaralyn Barra, Lyric, Reese, Laurel, Giselle, Cytherea, Mallory Marx, Daisy, Megan Martinez, Kat, Lucy Lee, Sasha Knox, Haley Scott, Allure Eden, Misti May, Aubrey Adams, Veronica Jett, Allie Ray, Simone West, Kapri Styles, Tina Star, Hypnotiq, Chyanne Jacobs, Elizabeth Lawrence, Lena Juliette, Lori Alexia, Melissa Lauren, Syndee Capri, Marie Luv, Hillary Scott, Crissy Cumms, Courtney Cummz, Kady Armani, Missy, Nicki, Roxy, Chiquita, Gia, Isabel, Jada Fire.

Cock Brutality

With its 38 current updates and with no upload date indicated, Cock Brutality looks a bit left behind with regard to Meat Members’ lay-out renovation. Honestly, the way the updates index is done, the kind of cock abuse portrayed in the thumbs get their effect diluted with the blah indexing scheme. I am not sure why this site got neglected, aesthetics-wise, but it affects my first impression of it big time.

The way the contents are presented also doesn’t give members as many options as the other Meat Members sites that have gotten a face-lift. While the thumbs are ever-present along with a perfunctory scene summary per episode, there isn’t a proper high-res photo gallery thrown in. Zipped video captures at 720 x 480 pixels will have to do for now, though you can’t even use a slideshow to view them with ease. At the moment, you’re going to be relying on the back button quite a bit to get between pages.

As for the movies, they’re served up in the usual clips for WMV and MPEG formats, and can be streamed and downloaded for both fast and slow connections. I noticed that the WMV version had less clips than the MPEG ones with a ratio of 2:6, but quality-wise the MPEG ones are infinitely better. You’ll just need to be more patient because the MPEG downloads are considerably slower.

So what’s in store for horny pervs at Cock Brutality? The site name says it all. Deep-throaters, bukkake, anal, hardcore fucking, gangbang, facials, even DP make the grade here. Bottomline is, if it’s brutal enough to make these sexy sluts tear up while getting the drilling of their lives, it’s in. To put it more succinctly, I’ll quote from Brittney Madison’s episode which sums up the site’s thesis statement:

“We felt it was our obligation to every whore to keep them happy and loose. Watch as we pump this whore full of happiness.”

Well, isn’t that just full of glory…holes.

Right now the site has given all indications that it’s stopped updating (latest epsiode was back November 2006), which is a pity because the raunch factor can’t be beat. Anyhoo, access to all 45 Meat Members network sites with one membership makes for a good consolation prize. For more of the Cock Brutality treatment, click here.

Models: Fiona, Arroyo, Brandi, Little T, Olivia, Jax, Kelly Jensen, Fiona Cheeks, Hunter Scott, Audrey Leigh, Trinity, Betty, Kelly Moon, Holly Gold, Zenova, Summer Luv, Mika Tan, Felony, Nikka and Cassandra, Britney, Laura, Brittney Madison, Amber Rocks, Melanie Jagger, Brandy and Kirriana, Chloe Dior, Malitia, Chloe, August, Cheryl Dynasty, Tracy, Rhinanno, Jamie, Jersey, Anastaza, Hollie, Moxxy.

Chix In The Mix

Sometimes, even the hottest chicks can do away with dicks altogether. Chix In The Mix knows this all too well. Its more than 30 current updates hold some of the most sizzling Sapphic tandems (and threesomes, in some cases) you’ll wank over. We’re talking Sativa Rose and Eva Angelina hook-ups. We’re talking extremely huge double-ended dildos shared by willing, wet coochies. We’re talking member-rated favorites that have passed the jerk-off test of most pervs. We’re talking behind-the-scenes footages as exciting extra.

What Chix in the Mix doesn’t talk about, unfortunately, are high-res images that have specific provisions per update. Once again, the pages for those show up empty, which is really disappointing given that these chicks and their carpet munching prowess are extremely photogenic. Anyhoo, there are some video captures in zipped files and slide shows to view for each episode. As always, there’s a rating scheme from 1-10 to boost or diss updates you like or loathe.

Lap it up, pervs. This is another pet (and lick, and poke) project of the prodigious Jewel Denyle whose own pornfolio includes some raunchy lesbian clinches. In fact, she appears in an update of Chix in the Mix with slutty Loni who fucks her to Kingdom Cum using a strap-on. Movies are presented as clips for WMV and MPEG formats, in high and low quality. No full length videos available yet, and only some choice updates have trailers to boast of. As for update frequency, the last one happened months ago so there’s no way of knowing at the moment if we can expect more lezzie chicks to lick their way into your wank sessions.

Now that’s what I call a good salty mix minus the nuts. For more Chix in the Mix samples, click here.

Models: Kimberly Franklin and Lanny Barbie, Lena Bacci and Jamie James, Mandy and Sarah, Jenny Ryder and Angelina, Pamela and Cassandra, Roxy Jezelle and Boo Delicious, Mason Storm and Isabella, Kelly Kline and Monique Alexander, Bobbi Eden and Terri Summers, Taryn Thomas and Barbara Summer, Sativa Rose and Eva Angelina, Penny Flame and Jassie, Flower Tucci and Denise K, Brook Haven and Bobbi Blair, Estella and Mikayla, Melissa Lauren and Sandra Romain, Kimberly Kane and Summer, Jenevive and Tiffany, Candi and Trinity, Samantha Ryan and Jamie Brooks, Jewel, Nautica, and Kalani, Lucy Lee and Red Heaven, Mary Carey and Brandy, Pantera and Lily Thai, Jewel Denyle and Loni, Charlie Laine and Bella Star, Corina Taylor and Mya Lovely, Ramona Luv and Ashley Moore, Pixie Taylor and Betty Sue, Brooke and Amberlina

Catfight Gangbang

Catfight Gangbang is laboring under the notion that “when you put a bunch of hot girls in one room, they can’t help but scratch each others’ eyes out”. A fair enough assumption, that. But at this point I’d like to put heavy emphasis on the term “hot”, as I have witnessed my fair share of catfights, and they have been far from pretty.

As to the gangbang part of the deal, here are my observations from a cursory look at the updates index. While there’s plenty of episodes that fall under gangbang (fake dicks and all), I saw a couple of updates that had just a couple of lesbians tinkering with toys in them. What gives? And these are some of the most recent updates too, like that of Jill Kelly and Jewel Valmont.

Methinks a pair of Sapphic sluts with dildos doth not a gangbang maketh.

Right now, Catfight Gangbang has 55 updates, a regular weekly thing as far as I can tell. High-res photos and video captures are in abundance with each update, all zipped and slide show-enhanced for downloading and viewing convenience. The thumbs themselves tell quite a story, and this is what the site specializes in. Plot lines are creative and highly entertaining especially for the episodes that stick with the gangbang and catfight premises. Stories range from disgruntled fire fighters to a disgruntled basketball league to a disgruntled office staff. Hmm. Does this mean a grunt job automatically becomes a hotbed of lesbian gangbang possibilities?

But I digress.

Here’s a great piece of news for all those familiar with Meat Members: Catfight Gangbang has full length movies available for downloading in WMV format! That’s quite a big step from merely providing WMV and MPEG clips to stream and download, though thankfully those are still available. At an average of 300 MB, the download time is relatively short so there’s no hassle with regard to that. Members can still rate episodes, and make their faves part of the Top Rated Updates panel of the home page.

In a nutshell, Catfight Gangbang is a hellcat of a lesbian site, in a network that deserves a pat on its back for coming up with creative smut. What it needs to work on, content-wise, is its parameters. I mean, after promising us “a bunch” of horny, angry gals, getting a regular lezzie duo going Sapphic on each other’s behinds just leaves me cold.

For more fish-hooking, strap-on fucking, dildo gagging Catfight Gangbang scenes, click here.

Models: Jill Kelly, Jewel Valmont, Jewel Denyle, Heather Gables, Ashley Blue, Chelsea Rae, Bridgette Kerkove, Brooke Ashley, Alicia Angel, Kiki Daire, Tory Lane, Cindy Crawford, Brianna Lee, Sierra Sin, Gia Paloma, Gina Ryder, Audrey Hollander, Brianna Banks, Jessica Darlin, Marlyn Starr, Terri Starr, Jasmine Lynn, Keagan Skye, Kate Frost, Violet Blue, Aurora Snow, Nikita Denise, Crystal Ray, Hillary Scott, Jade Marcela, Melissa Lauren, Cinnabunz, Ashley Blue

Blowjob Quickies

It felt like I took a porn time machine pre-Meat Members site revamp when I stepped into the Blowjob Quickies threshold. Judging from the stark lay-out of its 36 current updates, this is one site that got left behind with the network’s polishing and preening. This results in rows of model “head” shots (pun intended), cummy-complexioned from their oral ministrations, but with no update info in sight. Kind of rankling as a first impression.

Still, here it is being served up raw with no garnishing, and I can see the appeal. Blowjob Quickies doesn’t hem and haw but delivers contents straightaway without resorting to current gimmickry, and you’ll see that the video clips are lesser than the site’s newer counterparts in the network. Whereas others can have as much as a dozen segments, BJ Quickies updates ha